Awauphi
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I am fking tired as i didnt have enough sleep the last couple of nights.... the night before... the damn dumb ass (donkey) just walked by and freaked me out... That was 11:30 PM... I was like oh shit.. so had to call my sister jo jo.. she was out with her friend.. so I had to pet the donkey and keep him calm for one fucking hour... till jo jo got here.. she put him out in the pasture... so all is good... Or I thought so...
Then my mom and I heard dogs barking.. i was like not again.. I walked outside and sure enough dumb ass is right there by the gate.. waiting for me.. I was like what are you doing??? so had to get the feed and give to him.. then came back in and told mom to call jo jo again! and i went back outside and waited with the donkey...
i was watching the sky and it was beautiful night perfect for stargazing... but damn gnats and mosquitos were eating me alive!!!! GRRR.. waited and waitedd for jo jo.. she took her sweet time.. 45 fucking minutes finally she got here and said sorry they were out of gas and had to siphon the gas out of the lawn mower.. I was like oK... So finally they tied up the donkey to the line out in the front yard... then they left again... So all is good..... right???
2 hours later.. I had funny feeling so I thought I'd better check on the donkey.. so i went outside and look at donkey.. OMG he was STUCK!!!! ropes were all over his body.. he was on ground coudlnt breath... and he kept yelling... I felt so bad!
i tried to get the rope loose... DAMN it was SO fucking tight... i couldnt due to my weak hand.. so i had to hurry and told mom.. call JO JO NOW!! ITS emergency!!!!! she called jo jo again.. she came within 10 mins and her friend helped her and got the donkey LOOSE..
THANK GOD! he was close to death... he wouldnt get up.. he was in shock.. so we waited.. and give him water and wash him down cuz he was hot and sweating.. finallly a hour later.. he got up and we took him by the old house and tied him to the tree.. tied 5 times.. i kept checking on him thinking he will be ok.. so by the time it was 4:30 AM.. i went to bed sleeping.... but woke up at 8:20 am.. DONKEY.. so got up and went outside to look at him make sure he is ok.. he is OK... but guess what??? remember we tied 5 times?? it was tied one time now and fixed to get loose... LOL... good thing i got up just in time to get him tied again...
I told mom i thought donkey is dumb ass cuz i have heard stories that they wont obey you and wont do anything for you.... but that damn donkey is SMART ASS... he know how to get out of the fence and want your attention... now thats his nickname Smart ASS!
last night I couldnt sleep cuz had to go outside every 2 hours and look to make sure donkey stay in the pasture... finally i went to bed after 3 am... and i woke up at 8:10 am and got up to check on Donkey to make sure he stay in the pasture.. he is still there! Whew!
I got to talk to my former bro in law after not hearing from him many years.. he found me online last night... it was great to hear from him again..
NOw I got fking bad headaches for not sleeping enough.. lol.. I will live like i always do... heh! :P
Now I got to get out there.. TJ said the smart ass is gone! OH FUCK...... talking about a loose ass.. HA HA!
Have a great day yall!
(Edit) Good news the smart ass is not a loose ass after all. He is still in the pasture.. Whew!!!
Then my mom and I heard dogs barking.. i was like not again.. I walked outside and sure enough dumb ass is right there by the gate.. waiting for me.. I was like what are you doing??? so had to get the feed and give to him.. then came back in and told mom to call jo jo again! and i went back outside and waited with the donkey...
i was watching the sky and it was beautiful night perfect for stargazing... but damn gnats and mosquitos were eating me alive!!!! GRRR.. waited and waitedd for jo jo.. she took her sweet time.. 45 fucking minutes finally she got here and said sorry they were out of gas and had to siphon the gas out of the lawn mower.. I was like oK... So finally they tied up the donkey to the line out in the front yard... then they left again... So all is good..... right???
2 hours later.. I had funny feeling so I thought I'd better check on the donkey.. so i went outside and look at donkey.. OMG he was STUCK!!!! ropes were all over his body.. he was on ground coudlnt breath... and he kept yelling... I felt so bad!
i tried to get the rope loose... DAMN it was SO fucking tight... i couldnt due to my weak hand.. so i had to hurry and told mom.. call JO JO NOW!! ITS emergency!!!!! she called jo jo again.. she came within 10 mins and her friend helped her and got the donkey LOOSE..
THANK GOD! he was close to death... he wouldnt get up.. he was in shock.. so we waited.. and give him water and wash him down cuz he was hot and sweating.. finallly a hour later.. he got up and we took him by the old house and tied him to the tree.. tied 5 times.. i kept checking on him thinking he will be ok.. so by the time it was 4:30 AM.. i went to bed sleeping.... but woke up at 8:20 am.. DONKEY.. so got up and went outside to look at him make sure he is ok.. he is OK... but guess what??? remember we tied 5 times?? it was tied one time now and fixed to get loose... LOL... good thing i got up just in time to get him tied again...
I told mom i thought donkey is dumb ass cuz i have heard stories that they wont obey you and wont do anything for you.... but that damn donkey is SMART ASS... he know how to get out of the fence and want your attention... now thats his nickname Smart ASS!
last night I couldnt sleep cuz had to go outside every 2 hours and look to make sure donkey stay in the pasture... finally i went to bed after 3 am... and i woke up at 8:10 am and got up to check on Donkey to make sure he stay in the pasture.. he is still there! Whew!
I got to talk to my former bro in law after not hearing from him many years.. he found me online last night... it was great to hear from him again..
NOw I got fking bad headaches for not sleeping enough.. lol.. I will live like i always do... heh! :P
Now I got to get out there.. TJ said the smart ass is gone! OH FUCK...... talking about a loose ass.. HA HA!
Have a great day yall!
(Edit) Good news the smart ass is not a loose ass after all. He is still in the pasture.. Whew!!!
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