What Is The Most Gross Thing You've Done

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When I was 19 I had a job where I had to be at work by 4 AM
and didn't get off until 8 PM, at that time I had a really bad
flea infestation because of my neighbors, so bad I couldn't walk outside
my home without the lower part of my denim being completely black
with fleas so I kept a jar of soap water in every room so when they'd
get on me I could easily drown them.

Long story short I was asleep on the sofa one day and woke to
grab for what I thought was my drink, out of it from exhaustion
I downed a full glass of palmolive loaded with dead fleas before
I realized what I had swallowed, I'll leave it to you guys to figure
out where I ran.

NOW, WHAT'S THE MOST GROSS THING YOU'VE DONE? :cheers:
 
My old roommate always do tabacco and spit in pop cans and i tend to drink pepsi and i thought it was mine so i drank it and i said EWWW sure it tatse funny and my roommate said that tabacoo spit can i was like :barf:
 
Ew, thats so gross to heard, Oakley 04 and ROE

Im not sure which most gross thing I've done
 
Oakley_04 said:
My old roommate always do tabacco and spit in pop cans and i tend to drink pepsi and i thought it was mine so i drank it and i said EWWW sure it tatse funny and my roommate said that tabacoo spit can i was like :barf:
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:rofl:
 
A long time ago, I had a dog and he loves chewing on big bones. One day, he was chewing something small and I thought it was a small bone. I don't allow him to chew on a small bone cos it could choke him. So I rush to him and opened his mouth. Then I pull out which I thought it a small bone. I had a closer look and it turn out to be a partly mushed up frog! I sure did :barf:
 
i had to throw out a headless chipmunk my cat brought in for me as present. when he brings me stuff he'll sit my the stairs and meow.. and i always dread what animal he came in with and if its head, and limbs are still attached
 
ROE said:
When I was 19 I had a job where I had to be at work by 4 AM
and didn't get off until 8 PM, at that time I had a really bad
flea infestation because of my neighbors, so bad I couldn't walk outside
my home without the lower part of my denim being completely black
with fleas so I kept a jar of soap water in every room so when they'd
get on me I could easily drown them.

Long story short I was asleep on the sofa one day and woke to
grab for what I thought was my drink, out of it from exhaustion
I downed a full glass of palmolive loaded with dead fleas before
I realized what I had swallowed, I'll leave it to you guys to figure
out where I ran.

NOW, WHAT'S THE MOST GROSS THING YOU'VE DONE? :cheers:
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oh man!! Just from reading your post, all of sudden my head scalp and face felt very itchy! ewwww fleas, just thinking about those! shudders
 
LOL..this is a great thread.

I think one of the grossest things I've done in my personal life (see a lot of gross stuff at work) was my niece getting sick. My niece was spending the night at my house and was sick with the flu. She was sleeping on my couch and I was watching TV. She sits up..gives me a strange look and then starts to throw up. My first reaction was to hold my hands up and try to catch the flying vomit. It got all over me and the couch....it was just a reaction to put my hands up in a bowl shape under her. Very unpleasant and I should have let it hit the floor.
 
Something really gross and digusting that I ever saw was when I was driving on the highway then I had to pull over at one of the restroom stops off the highway with the soda/candy vending machine and people stretch their legs and backs from a long drive, the grass is always thick and lush, nice to sit on the grass. I went to one of the better restroom stops where I would not except this kind of garbage that goes on in another restroom stops then I entered the bathroom then I noticed something in the bathroom stall. I looked closer because there were two sets of shoes one men's shoes and one lady's shoes in the bathroom stall. I went wtf !!! with shock !!!! A man was performing oral sex on a shemale, at first I thought it was a man giving a woman oral sex until the woman pushed the man away and dropped her dress then had to cover herself up and I saw the " stick " I went wtf !!!! and I got angry as they got very worried and guilty in the bathroom stall then I walked right out of the bathroom I really wanted to kill them because that is digusting !!!!! but because something entered my mind that earlier I had seen the maintenance guy working mopping the floor in the hallway. I told him I am Deaf and I told him what happened with simple gestures and then he got so angry and told them to get the hell out of there and I clearly saw him say

" This is a family environment !!!! "

then the guy who was with the shemale got angry at me then he wanted to fight me, I was gonna kill him and the maintenance guy could see that and he did not want any trouble and he held me back from killing the guy with the shemale because there were people there I mean, women and children trying to buy soda and candy bars, potato chips etc and some guys were in the building watching their wife with their kids but most of them were outside and they all ran in to see what was going on I guess they heard the yelling and the agruing going on then the guys who are fathers themselves got so angry and digusted then they beat up the sick guy with the shemale to a bloody pulp because they refused to leave when the maintenance guy ordered them to leave then the guys told them to get the f*** out and I had never seen anybody get beat that so bloody even the shemale's throat was slit which was ugly and digusting to look at because it looked like the brain slipped into the throat that I saw but really it was their throat mass muscle hanging out of her slit throat like some pink-red bloody foam or something like that. I can't really describe it because that is something you have to see for yourself. The shemale had a knife with her and she got slit with her own knife after somebody turned the knife in her hand into her throat then he slashed her throat and stabbed her really angry. I thought I better leave then I was getting ready to leave because I clearly did not attack or kill them but I went whoa for the guys because the police showed up so fast from everywhere. They blocked one of the guys in a family van from leaving the restroom stop then I had to wait and be interviewed by the police then they let me go because I did not do anything wrong as they checked the video camera and I told the manintenance guy then he tried to get them to leave then they refused then many angry guys fought with them and killed them. What made it more gross was that the women and the kids had to see that. I would not have minded so much if there was no women and kids around and the slit throat and the multiple stab wounds were very digusting to look at. This was all before these so-called hate crime laws went into effect but they were right to tell these 2 sick people to leave because that is a family environment.
 
I broke peanut's shells for eating nuts without looked down while chatted with my friends in the kitchen. Ate much enough until something green wiggles caught corner of my eye when opened the shells. Looked down....oooohh green worm that grows out from nuts...then look the bottom of peanut's contain...it got many dead ones. I was out of curious to keep open few more shells...there one...oh s*** another one. "WTF" I say. My friends lost their taste for their snacks that night. I was not feeling sick cuz I didn't sure IF I already eating them before I found out.
 
I was little boy and explored the woods near my home. Found dead rabbit. I looked for the fallen wood branch to pry it's body off the ground. OOOOH, thousand of maggots under the body. Oh gosh it got baddest stinks!. I kept came back to check it out weekly until the maggots ran the rabbit's body out to leave bone there.
 
ella said:
i had to throw out a headless chipmunk my cat brought in for me as present. when he brings me stuff he'll sit my the stairs and meow.. and i always dread what animal he came in with and if its head, and limbs are still attached
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Yeah, same thing with ex-wife's cat to bring headless mices many as weekly. Other day, ex-wife didn't notice headless one on the ground and she stepped on it. Again other time, it sat near door...my kids opend the door to smear it across the cement floor. Damn, there still more mices out there and their cat got little fat now...dislike almost all cat food cans expect the wintertime.
 
Oakley_04 said:
My old roommate always do tabacco and spit in pop cans and i tend to drink pepsi and i thought it was mine so i drank it and i said EWWW sure it tatse funny and my roommate said that tabacoo spit can i was like :barf:
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I would love to see your face after drank that one. :)
 
When I was younger Let's say about 23 years old, I was playing flag football with my friends, When I running forward the goal field, I tripped over a stick that was on the grass, I lay right into the pile of dog shit, At first my reaction was it could be mud, but it started to stink so bad, right away I knew it was dog shit, right onto my hands I tried everything to rub my hands on the grass to get the crap off of me, Didn't work as much the odor still there, I decide hell with it, I'm leaving so I decide to look around for the nearest gas station to wash my hands, I stopped at one local gas station that was near the park, I found out the public restrooms were out of order! My goodness! *scream*

Then I found McDonald's a couple miles down the street, I pulled in there, rushed into the women's restroom and wash my hands real well with soap and hot warm water. You think it is the end of it? No! I got in my car and pulled out and started to smell the same, I was like wtf! I found out there was some on my shirt too! Oh the mother of God! :pissed:
 
Cheri said:
When I was younger Let's say about 23 years old, I was playing flag football with my friends, When I running forward the goal field, I tripped over a stick that was on the grass, I lay right into the pile of dog shit, At first my reaction was it could be mud, but it started to stink so bad, right away I knew it was dog shit, right onto my hands I tried everything to rub my hands on the grass to get the crap off of me, Didn't work as much the odor still there, I decide hell with it, I'm leaving so I decide to look around for the nearest gas station to wash my hands, I stopped at one local gas station that was near the park, I found out the public restrooms were out of order! My goodness! *scream*

Then I found McDonald's a couple miles down the street, I pulled in there, rushed into the women's restroom and wash my hands real well with soap and hot warm water. You think it is the end of it? No! I got in my car and pulled out and started to smell the same, I was like wtf! I found out there was some on my shirt too! Oh the mother of God! :pissed:
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:rofl: Oh you got me laughing here. Really it also happened to me but it was a cow manure that I stepped on.

One day I was walking through a field where my Dad kept his cows. The grass was kind of long so I didn't see what I stepped on. I looked down thinking it was soft mud but it was a fresh wet cow manure. Oh sh*t! I had to walk back home with the shit all over my foot and flip flop, and I had to keep my nose closed to keep myself from smelling it. Oh the smell is still fresh in my mind ugh.
 
When I went on a pre-school field trip with my second son, Cheri and her son to a farm, and this woman was talking about the cow and how get milk from a cow etc, well all the sudden the cow started chitting but it was soo soft to the point it splash all over the place even where we all were sitting at, I started moving back and fourth with my little son and screaming everytime the chit was flying all over the place, but gosh it never end, the cow kept going and going and the place was getting full of chit :rofl: then the cow finally stop and I took a look at my sister and her son had some cow chit splash on their faces, even the lady behind us had her glasses on and boy I don't think she will ever wear her glasses again, but my son and I were the only few who didn't get any cow chit on us....I couldn't stop laughing that day, boy it the most gross thing I ever been through in my entire life and boy the smell was awful to the point where I couldn't even use my nose to breathe and I feel sorry for whoever have to clean it up....:giggle:


I had to remind myself never go back there again....
 
^Angel^ said:
When I went on a pre-school field trip with my second son, Cheri and her son to a farm, and this woman was talking about the cow and how get milk from a cow etc, well all the sudden the cow started chitting but it was soo soft to the point it splash all over the place even where we all were sitting at, I started moving back and fourth with my little son and screaming everytime the chit was flying all over the place, but gosh it never end, the cow kept going and going and the place was getting full of chit :rofl: then the cow finally stop and I took a look at my sister and her son had some cow chit splash on their faces, even the lady behind us had her glasses on and boy I don't think she will ever wear her glasses again, but my son and I were the only few who didn't get any cow chit on us....I couldn't stop laughing that day, boy it the most gross thing I ever been through in my entire life and boy the smell was awful to the point where I couldn't even use my nose to breathe and I feel sorry for whoever have to clean it up....:giggle:


I had to remind myself never go back there again....
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Ohhhhhh :rofl:
 
i ate a life cricket.. yet its not gross to me back then

anyway i can't think of any gross thing i ever done... since i love many gross stuff.. :/

but i get a feeling of gross.. when i saw my son ate an earth worm
 
When I was a child, one day, I fell down a hollow of cesspool of the toilet at my village :Oops:

The toilet was outside of our grandpa's house and had wide split to allow for 'things' to go 'drop' down... I think I stepped the empty space of the split and damn...

I was recovered from the hollow and I was full of 'SHIT' :Oops:
 
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