What Is The Most Gross Thing You've Done

[Cheri]

When I went on a pre-school field trip with my second son, Cheri and her son to a farm, and this woman was talking about the cow and how get milk from a cow etc, well all the sudden the cow started chitting but it was soo soft to the point it splash all over the place even where we all were sitting at, I started moving back and fourth with my little son and screaming everytime the chit was flying all over the place, but gosh it never end, the cow kept going and going and the place was getting full of chit then the cow finally stop and I took a look at my sister and her son had some cow chit splash on their faces, even the lady behind us had her glasses on and boy I don't think she will ever wear her glasses again, but my son and I were the only few who didn't get any cow chit on us....I couldn't stop laughing that day, boy it the most gross thing I ever been through in my entire life and boy the smell was awful to the point where I couldn't even use my nose to breathe and I feel sorry for whoever have to clean it up....

That's not funni! You wouldn't get your ass off the bench so I can get out of the way! Damn cow shit start flying all over the place, I can't believe this lady with glasses just stood there and take all the shit! Man that was funny as hell.

 

[ROE]

I was debating whether or not to say this because I've had quite
a few gross experiences in my life and drinking a glass of fleas was
nothing compared to what I'm about to say, so hopefully I won't
nausiate to many of you but just thinking about this is making me really sick
so exuse me for any stomach upset I may cause.

When I was about 12 years old my mothers viszla (Hungarian Hunting Dog)
died, the neighbor next door hated her and had been making threats
and my mothers dog amazingly ingested antifreeze which was not something
she could have gotten ahold of on our property and she never got out so
she died, anyway a month later I went out to her grave at the back of our yard and it had been pouring down rain for weeks so it was very muddy.

Walking around where she had been burried I got the surprise of my life,
I sunk knee deep through her carcass, what was worse is I couldn't move
because I could not get my leg out of the ground so resorted to the only
thing left to do, I screamed for help.

 

[yankees]

For me, its way back when I was 3 0r 4 years old when moma took my nude pic. Like everyday after turning from school I walk out with hardly any cloths, so on that day moma though of taking a pic & for an extent she was successful.

The thing is I still feel embarrassed when she shares that pic of mine.


2.


this is when i had Disguised myself as a chick, i was 10 years old, funniest this was i secured first place, man this still some take a toll over me.....Er

***** note : i aint doing that now