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I saw that you got 100% on the test:)

No, not on test, on the paper. :(

That's great 100% on your paper, that reminds me, got to write one on Cushing disease. I have a test Wed and will an awesome grade!
 
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That's great 100% on your paper, that reminds me, got to write one on Cushing disease. I have a test Wed and will an awesome grade!

I know you will do well! What is the test on? We are starting the Cardiovascular unit, one of my favorite systems! I am excited to learn about it! Good luck with your paper too! :D
 
Hey Guy! Hang in there. They will realize how much they miss you soon enough. They know who to turn to when they need it, and they know you are always there.

:hug:



I learned that people can be fake, those that say they will help you, never do, when you really need it. And those that do help, did it without being asked.

Its a hard lesson to learn isn't it?
 
Uh oh....that means the cat is prego

Unfortunately she is not. She just wants more attention than I am willing the give! She wouldn't even take her meds today. I gave her a big hug and she ran away, but will be back in about 2mins.:giggle:
 
Unfortunately she is not. She just wants more attention than I am willing the give! She wouldn't even take her meds today. I gave her a big hug and she ran away, but will be back in about 2mins.:giggle:

:hmm: Sounds like a cat and mouse game
 
They like to torture me. They even try to kill me.:shock: They walk in front of me on the steps and I trip on them.

A friend of mine sent me an email today about a diary of dog and cat.....That was in it.....funny stuff
 
What Pets Write in Their Diaries
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat 's Daily Diary...





Day 983 of my captivity...


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet... I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded...
 
What Pets Write in Their Diaries
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat 's Daily Diary...





Day 983 of my captivity...


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet... I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded...

That is hilarious!:rofl2: I guess my cats are trying to assassinate me! Well, I give my cats tuna and shrimps, so they should love me!
 
I learned that someone will be returning to AD soon. :hyper:
 
I just learned that the urine stream can act as a conductor for an electricity. :eek3:
 
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