What are you thinking about? Part V

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DeafTim said:
Hey, not my fault a lot of women are penis envy. :lol: Im just being honest.
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:lol: thanks for the morning laugh, I just spewed my coffee.

Women don't have penis envy. I'm just being honest.
 
AlleyCat said:
:lol: thanks for the morning laugh, I just spewed my coffee.

Women don't have penis envy. I'm just being honest.
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Yep..that's right!...We don't have to go around wondering where we're gonna stick it!...Penis envy??...That's a new one for me....
 
I noticed my fb there is one person who presses like too much wonder if it's stalking?:hmm:
 
Thinking... I am so proud of my Daughter. (Yes, I am on my bragging soap box.) She is in 14 and in the 9th grade. She will start her duel enrollment in January and will start on a program with UF to get her going. Another words, she will start taking college courses in January. She will actually go to UF a few times during the school year and spend a week there during the summer on Campus. :)
 
I am thinking of the charity darts tournament tonight. :)
 
Dixie said:
Tell your hubs to go to the Post Office and ask for a roll of giant packing bubble wrap and he can just do it room by room!:lol:

As for the scooter, what are you gonna do if you fall off your scooter?

I only ask this because I had a friend that managed to fall off a stationary bike a few years ago. :lol:
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The only reason I fall is due to a knee going out. I don't think I would be standing on the scooter.

But, it might be interesting to try. :lol:
 
Babyblue said:
Thinking... I am so proud of my Daughter. (Yes, I am on my bragging soap box.) She is in 14 and in the 9th grade. She will start her duel enrollment in January and will start on a program with UF to get her going. Another words, she will start taking college courses in January. She will actually go to UF a few times during the school year and spend a week there during the summer on Campus. :)
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Congrats! And know ur "proud as a peacock"!! My son did the same thing last year, 14 and in the 9th grade....and taking college courses. He was "bombed" with homework every night, 2-3 hours of it. This year, he opted out, but is still in the all A honor program and a 4.0 GPA...hope ur daughter can stick it out, as I know it won't be easy...
 
AlleyCat said:
:lol: thanks for the morning laugh, I just spewed my coffee.

Women don't have penis envy. I'm just being honest.
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I admit, I have penis curiosity. Would like have one just one day just so can know answers burning questions...doesn't it get in way? Why aim so bad when peeing? Is really this out of control? What does blow job feel like?
 
sunny_signs said:
I admit, I have penis curiosity. Would like have one just one day just so can know answers burning questions...doesn't it get in way? Why aim so bad when peeing? Is really this out of control? What does blow job feel like?
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Awwww, Sunny...so many questions...:giggle:...I'm sure it gets in the way at times...that's why they wear it up...down...side ways...in a "ball"...etc....:giggle:

Feel their aim is so bad becuz they're either half drunk, half asleep...or don't give a shitz...

As for the "blow job"...have no idea!...:roll:
 
posts from hell said:
7 billion people on the earth, they only took the few thousand perfect Christians. We arent missing them.
Oh well, life moves on.
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That's ok, I probably would have turned it down if offered anyway. :giggle:
 
sunny_signs said:
I admit, I have penis curiosity. Would like have one just one day just so can know answers burning questions...doesn't it get in way? Why aim so bad when peeing? Is really this out of control? What does blow job feel like?
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1. it can get in the way in certain situations
2. some people have uncut penis so sometimes it sputtered or there's unplanned trajectory. or some people are just a lousy shooter. or some people are drunk.
3. no it's not out of control. just us silly boys having fun with our super soakers
4. bad blow job feels like a bad dental appointment. good blow job feels like cooking and grinding with Rachael Ray

You should try a strap-on.
 
:lol: you guys make me laugh. I guess I've never been interested in what it feels like from the guy's side. I'm totally happy with what I have as a girl! :)
 
Out of curiosity, though, what makes a blow job be bad? Do they bite you? :lol:
 
AlleyCat said:
Out of curiosity, though, what makes a blow job be bad? Do they bite you? :lol:
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worst one - her teeth clawing at it
awful one - "waiting....... waiting...... *thinking about other girl*"
 
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