They always have a Bible in hotel rooms

Originally posted by kevbo
Speak from your experience. :eek2:
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NO of course not....I am not a prostitute.........nor have I committed the sin of adultery during my marriage.....
 
Yes, I have noticed bibles on the nightstand or dresser in hotels for years. Perhaps, use bible book and pray before have sex with someone. Pardon me, I am naughty as nature. That's what hotel is for!! forgive me... I am :crazy:
 
Originally posted by Oddball
Yes, I have noticed bibles on the nightstand or dresser in hotels for years. Perhaps, use bible book and pray before have sex with someone. Pardon me, I am naughty as nature. That's what hotel is for!! forgive me... I am :crazy:
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:rofl: @ Oddball -- u got permission to be :crazy: when u wanna be!!!! :laugh2:
 
Originally posted by Fly Free
i know why it JUST occured to me *rme* -- the Marriott family is a member of the LDS church have been for MANY generations -- thats why the BOOK OF MORMON is included in their hotels
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Yes, general manager of my work at Marriott, told me, but other hotels than Marriott there are Bible too, Blessing ur staying, she said :angel:
 
Originally posted by Oddball
Yes, I have noticed bibles on the nightstand or dresser in hotels for years. Perhaps, use bible book and pray before have sex with someone. Pardon me, I am naughty as nature. That's what hotel is for!! forgive me... I am :crazy:
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Yeah? u would pray not to get preggy if u'd have sex not to get preggy, good lucky! :D
 
I was went to PA, for ESDAA tour/b*ball, I stole 2 books from hotel


I'm about plan burns that books :naughty:
 

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Originally posted by hacker
I was went to PA, for ESDAA tour/b*ball, I stole 2 books from hotel


I'm about plan burns that books :naughty:
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why would u want to burn them qq but more puzzling is WHY did u feel u had to steal the bible and the book of mormon from the hotel room qq
 
Originally posted by hacker
I was went to PA, for ESDAA tour/b*ball, I stole 2 books from hotel


I'm about plan burns that books :naughty:
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burn books - what are you a nazi???
 
damn, i would've thought y'all knew the real answer...
but no,...:ugh:
it's an organized goverment conspiracy. they plant bugs in the bibles so they know what's going on in these hotel rooms. crazy, yeah. i saw it somewhere in a movie before :dunno: lol.
 
Originally posted by compLicaTed
damn, i would've thought y'all knew the real answer...
but no,...:ugh:
it's an organized goverment conspiracy. they plant bugs in the bibles so they know what's going on in these hotel rooms. crazy, yeah. i saw it somewhere in a movie before :dunno: lol.
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Wow! Since Matt aka Hacker got 2 bibles, I wonder if governments keep hearing his moan. :o
 
:lol: i saw in the paper the other day, they thought they heard saddam hootin' like an owl. isn't that weird? :dunno:
 
:laugh2: at this thread ..... ahh i never read the bible anyways - i do believe in God, but reading the bible and attending church seems like a waste of time :-X
 
ROLFMAO gov listen to saddam hooting like a owl?? LMAO FUNEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAha
 
Originally posted by BabyPhat21
burn books - what are you a nazi???
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rofl.. no im not nazi.. well, i not really like to read any bible's books, i not really believe in god :bowdown:.
 
In morning, i was so f** bored and I start pick up holy bible book and cut off make my own holy bible's secret hide on box of center book :twisted: Now, God haven't come here catch me&muder me..
 

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