The Lounge thread: Whatever you feel like......... Anything goes! Part XIV

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Bottesini said:
I have always noticed you really skinny people have sharp elbows. Dangerous in a line if you want something! :lol:
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that's how we avoid being crushed by fatties on buffet line :laugh2: (sorry for fattie joke but you know I mean no harm :o)
 
jillio said:
Girl, you would disappear!
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Yo Mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

more Yo Mama skinny joke -
Yo Mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
 
Jiro said:
Yo Mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

more Yo Mama skinny joke -
Yo Mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
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:rofl:

You can't make me believe you haven't used any of those lines before.
 
:D if you want more - just simply type "skinny jokes" in google.
 
Jiro said:
Yo Mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

more Yo Mama skinny joke -
Yo Mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
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Hilarous!
 
Jiro said:
that's how we avoid being crushed by fatties on buffet line :laugh2: (sorry for fattie joke but you know I mean no harm :o)
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I am considering my retaliation. :hmm: You know you wont see it coming!! :wave: :ily:
 
Would love to continue but my daughter is harrassing me to use the computer....enjoy the fun! Will catch up later! :wave:
 
Bottesini said:
You are so short there is no danger!!:P (I am on a roll today!)
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:laugh2: You and Shel both jumped on that one!

I do hope both of you realize that a dime is smaller than a nickel, too...but it is worth twice as much!:giggle:
 
jillio said:
Not when you are in a buffet line with big people!:giggle:
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Just don't get squashed! :lol:

I am reminded of an old saying: "Fatty and Skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over--skinny was dead."

society's_child said:
Where's Byrdie when you need him? :P He's like 7 foot-something. He could give us his 2 cents regarding height..probably has had his fair share of head bumpings. :giggle:
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I've had my share of head bumpings......
 
Finally got the care package all together! Gonna send it off tomorrow morning, before the Post Office close.

It is for my Brother, in Iraq. :D
 
Byrdie714 said:
Just don't get squashed! :lol:

I am reminded of an old saying: "Fatty and Skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over--skinny was dead."



I've had my share of head bumpings......
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:laugh2: I haven't thought about that rhyme for years!

I bet you have had several head bumpings. The other Mark is only 6'4", and when I first started seeing him, I had to raise the hanging light fixtures in the kitchen and dining room because he kept bumping them. I would have had to glue them to the ceiling for you, lol.
 
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