The craziest thing you've ever done?

souggy said:
Used to own a few snakes. I was changing her water bowl. Except I forgot to tap her with a hook when I opened up the cage to let her know that I am not invading her territory.
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Dear, dear souggy! Snakes are not pets. I repeat, snakes are not pets. They do not play fetch, they do not come when you call them, and they do not alert you to someone at the door. They do not even like you.:P
 
Steinhauer said:
I used to ride bulls in rodeos. Yee haw!!

But, the absolute .... silliest thing .... I have ever done cracks me up every time I think about it.

One of my best friends in high school and I were goofing off one day near his house. We were fishing in a creek near a golf course. He looked at me and asked "Hey ... want to see something hilarious?"

I said sure. So, he darted off in the woods and told me to follow him. We came up on a fairway on the golf course and he told me to stay back and hidden. He started to explain to me that I was about to see people making the funniest facial expressions I would ever see them make in my life.

He waited and waited .... finally, a group of about 4 golfers came up to tee off a ways down the fairway and off in a distance. They all hit their golf balls close to where he was waiting ..... patiently .... in the woods. As soon as the last golfer hit the ball, my friend ran as fast as he could out to the fairway, scooped up their golf balls and threw them back at the golfers.

He was right .... their facial expressions were absolutely hysterical .... :laugh2:

Now he is 82nd Airborne .... Hoo effing Rah!
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Heard that same story told at least 25 times by various people. Its an old one. Has several variations as well, depending upon the geographical location of the one telling it.
 
When I was learning to sew on my mother's sewing machine, I managed to sew the fabric to my hand in the webbed area at the base of the thumb.

My brother super-glued my mother's wig to the wig stand.

My other brother super-glued the chess pieces to my dad's car.
 
My parents wouldn't let me ride a bike because they were sure I would get hit by a car I didn't hear.

One boy in the neighborhood offered to let me ride his bike while he held my Boston terrier.

It was fun until I got back and the dog had shredded his clothes.

Needless to say I was caught, and both sets of parents were mad. :(
 
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Where do I begin, got a list of them to tell :lol: Here's one, my parents left me babysit my younger brother while they go to Las Vegas. My friend, calls me, she has tix for a Billy Idol concert. I told my brother, do not answer the phone, do not answer door and stay quiet all night playing videogame and DO NOT tell mom and dad!
I left him home alone while I went to a concert :giggle:
 
I was too young, but my brothers got picked up by the police at ages 8 & 6. Seems they were caught playing with my father's Zippo lighter out in the cow pasture at River Ranch Acres, where we lived in Florida, but they managed to set fire to the pasture. Luckily no animals were hurt since they were in a different area, but it took hours to control the fire.
 
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jillio said:
souggy said:
Used to own a few snakes. I was changing her water bowl. Except I forgot to tap her with a hook when I opened up the cage to let her know that I am not invading her territory.
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Dear, dear souggy! Snakes are not pets. I repeat, snakes are not pets. They do not play fetch, they do not come when you call them, and they do not alert you to someone at the door. They do not even like you.:P
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:rofl:

Although I question that with olive pythons and indigo snakes... The "intellegence" aura around them is different.

But I know what you means-- you're nothing but a warm tree to them.
 
Craziest things:

  • Got a ferret
  • Went to Blackstone Park (Why? Mosquitoes)
  • Went to Wood Buffalo National Park (Why? Blackflies)
  • Ran down a steep 40' drop cliff with nothing to deter me from being splattered all over the ground
  • Walked around Downtown Edmonton with a tegu on my shoulder.

Wait why the above is "crazy"? Because it's a dumb thing to do. No, not because they are dangerous; they are not. It's because it didn't really occur to me that other people don't like them, and that lead to lobby the local government to ban whatever they don't like.
 
I enjoy creating memories and it is quite simple to achieve since I'm rarely served decaffeinated. Right now, the first memory that makes me chuckle is when I "borrowed" a stranger's golf cart and had a 'high speed chase' with my camp counselor... he was driving his jeep so I didn't exactly think things through and got caught almost immediately, hey it was no easy task maneuvering that tacky cart deep into the woods O_O
 
I refuse to comment on the grounds the answer might incriminate me.

Come to think of it, I have no recollection of such an event taking place.
 
souggy said:
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Stuck my hand in a tree monitor's cage.

Ate a pinkie mouse.

Ate a balut. Natto. Fish eyes.
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You eat everythings? Come on over to Texas and eat the bull's testicles or tongues if you haven't try those.

:D
 
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