The Away Message Game...

WBHarley's away message: I am in the middle shoveling my driveway, now I cannot find my shovel, See I told you not to bug me now the snow stole my shovel. Ugh!

pinkster's away message: I am in the middle using my webcamera everytime you click on my name the webcamera blew up! Why do you even bother reading this stupid message anyways?

Alex's away message: If you have a complain take it to the Moderators, If you are interesting in registering as a member of AllDeaf make sure you aren't another idoit, If you want to get yourself banned, leave a reason why and the expire date, If you interesting just bugging the heck out of me, I have a bat near me don't make me slam your computer.

E's away message: If you are Alex press one If you are someone else press 2, *explostion* Now you get the picture? Don't imed me unless you are Alex.

Liebling:))) 's away message: my cat is humping my leg right now, I should have gotten a dog.

IcedTeaRulz's away message: If you have a Ice tea maker, just send me a picture of your ice tea maker , If I like it, I'll talk to you , If I don't like it Leave me alone you cheap bastard.

SpiceHD's away message: I've fallen off my chair, that is gotta take a while.

deafdyke's away message: The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.

Oddball's away message: If life gives you lemons, throw them at bbnt.

DoVip's away message: I made my 1,000 posts, for just posting as a postwhore, Just wanted to be on the top just like everyone else.

BewitchedKitten's away message:*smiling with a missing tooth* Why are you smiling? You scaring my baby away.

Nozobo's Away Message: I owe rent, car, computer, pager, and Yes I owe Cheri $500.00. *sigh*

kuifje75's away message: I just farted and it stinks so I'm going to be away for a while until I find my air fresher.

OldNavygirl's away message: Have no fear *stomp* damn those cockroaches!

Raging Quiet's away message: I am too shy I swear! If someone flashes at me, I hide.

SimpleMan's away message: I'm not talented enough to scratch my butt and type at the same time, My dad never taught me this routine before.

PrincessTabu's away message: I'm not here right now because my dog just ate my mouse and I'm waiting for him to poop it back out
 
haha... good idea here, kid. But.... I'm still gonna gitcha and banjo for your away messages... :fu:

Malfoyish: "I'm away, for the love of Lucius! Kindly borrow Cheri's instrument of pleasure and keep yourself busy for a while like I am, unless you're Draco Malfoy. Buzz-z-zzz-zzz!"

Banjo: "I'm away perusing some posts, so get lost unless you care to peruse the same posts.. then I can strip naked for you on webcam. No questions asked."

Cheri: "I don't have a vib, Malfy, you pest! *face turning red* Buzz-z-z-zzz! Say, why am I shaking? It's not like I am using MSN and I can get nudged, anyway....*wink smiley*"

Bullymom: "I'm busy making away messages for EVERY AD member, so get lost or my doggies will getcha in the nuts!"

Liebling: "I'm busy surfing porn to post images at Alldeaf, so I can try beating Sabrina's quota."

Kuifje75: "Lach, sorry! I'm busy at lab, and I'll respond as soon as I can... after I'm done kissing Kim to bits. Even if he just had snail soup."

DreamDeaf: "Unfortunately, I'm away.. please leave a message at this beep, and I'll return to embarass you some more."

BBNT: "I'm busy at the moment having a sex change operation, so leave any message or phone number."
 
Oceanbreeze: "BRB... if you bother me one more time, I'll send my parents over to your place with an one way ticket."
 
Liza: The A Factor is busy channeling Donald Trump, please send a check for $10,000.00 made to Liza. If you don't have any money, you're fired.
 
Liebling :))): He! Es ist Zeit für mich, das Netz zu surfen, also kann ich Engel in Verlegenheit bringen und Cheri mit Material, das ich halte, zu finden in ihren Räumen und in Geldbeuteln..., wenn Sie mich stören, bringe ich Sie mit einer Abbildung von selbst und von Ravensteve!! in Verlegenheit!
 
Malfoyish said:
TweetyBird's Away Message: I'm tired of being chased by tomcats with a score to settle. I'm hunting for pussy. ;) Shoe's on the other foot, now! *ROWWWRRR.*QUOTE]
yea yea that is me!!!! hahahahaha!!! GOOD ONE!:rofl:
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E's away message says: Watch out Alex'! He's butching you..

eternity's away message says: Beware Bitch'n lives here.. If you kept nagg'n me.. I'll run over your place and *slap yer face*.

Fly Free's away message says: If you come over my place, I'll shave your head and goes to skinhead... and rainbow paint it.. no charge!

GeMiNiCaT05's away message says: I'm busy fixing my hairdoooo... If you mess my hair and will cut your hands off...

gnarlydorkette's away message says: Please don't join w/me along Gov't's house.. I gonna be embrassement every minutes.. I hate crowd!

IcedTeaRulz's away message says: I'm addict icetea drinking... sorry I refused going therpy anti-iced tea drinker.. If you dare take me... I will punch your two eyes!

Juanita's away message says: If you trying get ahold me.. Sorry I don't know who are you.... *pssst* I'm ignore you permantly!

Katzie's away message says: Imma Prowd MamaChickie best than you....If you dare best mother than me.. I will steal your kid!

knightwolf68's away message says: *meeoower*dfewagwetavret436356f, sorry my cat typed on my computer, Hope you can understand my cat's language?

kuifje75's away message says: You know what, I'm beat Deafclimber.. what more he didn't reach on the UTAH'S MTN TOP. I did.... :woot: If you try beat me..I'll kick you and fall down.. *start over again*

Stay tuned....L to ???
 
Liza's away message "Sorry Malfoyish but I stole
your vagisil when I was in town because I need it
more then you do"
 
bbnt: "Now I've had that sex change operation, I need to borrow Vagisil when Liza and Malfoyish are done. *scratches furiously* Ahhh! Bring it on by the gallon!"
 
Liza said:
bbnt: "Now I've had that sex change operation, I need to borrow Vagisil when Liza and Malfoyish are done. *scratches furiously* Ahhh! Bring it on by the gallon!"
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:rofl: Ooooh. Need some Preparation H, too?
 
Malfoyish said:
:rofl: Ooooh. Need some Preparation H, too?
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Looks like it the way bbnt has been crawling all over on his rug with his ass. I didn't know a human could move that fast, and that he had a brown rug either! :-o

I know, I'm being disgusting.... 'pank me. :dizzy:
 
Liza said:
Looks like it the way bbnt has been crawling all over on his rug with his ass. I didn't know a human could move that fast, and that he had a brown rug either! :-o

I know, I'm being disgusting.... 'pank me. :dizzy:
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Bend over. *prepping my palms*
 
LOL.. it wouldn't be the first time, Malfy, nor will it be the last time judging my hobby for evilness. :cheers: :D I do enjoy getting what I reap.

Flyfree, who will be selling the tickets to see me whipped? LOL :Ohno: For the love of Lucius.... it's not so often I let the evil Liza out to play. :Oops:
 
Liza said:
LOL.. it wouldn't be the first time, Malfy, nor will it be the last time judging my hobby for evilness. :cheers: :D I do enjoy getting what I reap.

Flyfree, who will be selling the tickets to see me whipped? LOL :Ohno: For the love of Lucius.... it's not so often I let the evil Liza out to play. :Oops:
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I've had a taste of the evil Liza. NOT literally, of course, but you know...she's fun...can she stick around more?

Liza's New Away Message: I'm sleeping. Hang on and when my evil twin returns, she'll play with your sanity.
 
TTT's away message: "Unless you are offering me your portion of SSI, wanting cybersex, and a pity party for my face, I'm not in the mood for any friendly or intelligent chat!"

Ravensteve's away message: "My spiderman undies are better than yours! I'll get right back to you, after I am done dissing TTT and everyone else in the world including you."
 
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