Small tips and advice for everyone

Tousi said:
I don't understand this one, Jake.
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It was an random thought I did, but it was a stupid comment I made, only if you steo on a unbalanced wood lying around, you'll know what happens next
 
Never listen to a female weather announcer when the weather gets bad - she often overexaggerates and gets people worked up for nothing, and makes potentially fatal mistakes such as giving the incorrect location of the tornado.

(Ch 11 needs to get rid of Meredith and let Ed do ALL severe weather alerts.)
 
Always heed evacuations orders. Hurricanes or any other catastrophes.
 
Make sure you are friends with your boss, they usually punish you far less than the other workers when you do screw up. I usually keep my boss laughing so hard that she forgets why she pulled me into the office in the first place.
 
try mentos and diet coke in your mouth at the same time. :eek:
 
David said:
Never fart around a camp fire. Yes, I'm serious.
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lumbingmi said:
I did it many times and nothing happens. It must be only you which you gobble beans way too much.
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My dad has done that many times on a purely bean diet. I prefer to spend my time away from him because of his gassy habits. The consequences are the same whether it's around a camp fire or anywhere else: it smells bad.
 
never drink and dance around a campfire.
 
Not for one of my friends. He had consumed a large amount of alcohol when he decided it would be approrpriate to start dancing around the campfire and sing Kumbyah. He tripped over one of the fire ring stones, dumped his beer in the fire and managed to burn a part of his sweatshirt off as well as a sizeable hole in his jeans. He wasnt severely burned, just red and blistered in someplaces. He healed up nicely. Now that he's fine and dandy, we can look back and laugh about it.
 
Diet pills only work if you alter your meal plans from 3 times to 5 times with smaller portions AND exercise 5 days a week.
 
lumbingmi said:
Diet pills only work if you alter your meal plans from 3 times to 5 times with smaller portions AND exercise 5 days a week.
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If I alter my diet and exercise the way the diet pills require, I don't even have to take the pills for it to work.

Same with expensive shampoo and conditioner. If I follow the directions on a bottle of expensive shampoo and a bottle of expensive conditioner, I can get away with using a cheap brand for a few days, but only if it's shampoo and conditioner separate.

But I've been completely spoiled by Nioxin. If it doesn't work, you're either using the wrong kind or you've been scammed by an imitation, unfortunately far too common in the hair product industry.

This is supposed to be a tip/advise: If you want quality hair products, be extremely careful who you buy them from, and do your homework!
 
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