Small tips and advice for everyone

lumbingmi said:
I usually sometime do pee outside during nighttime. I think we should allow people to pee outside without have to be arrest. But kids should not be encouraged to do this for it wld attract preverts or pedophiles.
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*nods* Agree, owner pee on his/her own property should have the rights for that as long as the owner don't let anyone to see the owner pee on his/her property.

I can understand about the youths, it can be risky for them to pee outside, who knows if someone would just come and attack them.

I bath with my girlfriend pretty most of the time. Too bad that humans once bath all toghther in one big tub. Now? Not anymore.
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That's great! Well some of them still do it, the families in Japan bath together in small bathtub, even group of friends bath together too there.
 
After done using the bathroom (public facilities) take just a moment and look behind you just to make sure all the "contents" have been successfully flushed. Admit it- sometimes a double flush is warranted.:roll:

Just a courtesy for the next person who comes after you.
 
If you own a suv, throw it to the junkyard and get a fuel efficent car. (thats if your suv is never used for off road or camping)
 
if you didnt tell your significant other that you love her today, just go ahead and beat your head mercilessly with a louisville slugger.

When you watch a movie in the theater, please dont kick the seat in front of you. You just might be forcefed 7$ candy that you officially never got to taste.

Buying lottery tickets comes with courtesy. Always know which ones you want beforehand to prevent lines to extend out the door and into the parking lot. Its a gas station people, not the DMV.

When driving, theres a little contraption called a blinker. Use it. Abuse it.
 
lumbingmi said:
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Neer, EVER tell a woman that what she is wearing makes her look fat. No matter how many times she says it does herself you should NEVER agree with that. Even if she is 250 pounds she "looks great" :)
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So you're suggesting that someone lie and inflate the self-esteem of another person?

I don't think I could.
 
dead money said:
Buying lottery tickets comes with courtesy. Always know which ones you want beforehand to prevent lines to extend out the door and into the parking lot. Its a gas station people, not the DMV.
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When buying lottery tickets, take them outside of the store and scratch them. Do not sit at the counter and scratch them. Other people are buying items. They do not like being held up because of your selfishness.

Thank you, come again!
 
ALways use a condom when having sex, any kind of sex. Even if there is only a 1 in 3million chance you might produce children, use a condom, you just might get lucky that one time, and instead of a winning lottery ticket, you have a winning sperm donation.
 
A warning about the danger of giving your car keys with your house keys attached to any vehicle servicemen at a garage or maintenance locations, as most of these places also have key cutting machines.
 
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Working on attaining long life.

Don't let little annoyances bother you. Save anger for important things.
 
WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

Wife: Honey... does this dress make my ass look fat.
Husband: No snookems... its your fat ass that makes your ass look fat.
 
If you dropped the foods on the floor, throw it away dont eat it.

When you do the painting and wash the paint roll, dont let it sit on your counter put it in the empty can to let it dry.
 
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