Say that 3 times really fast!
It's just unbelievable how racist some people are. Why are all smiths black?
Does a watermelon grow in water?
Are pussy willows really cats on tree branches?
I've got a frog in my throat. Will moonshine make it croak?
Do cattail plants and dogwoods fight all the time....
Why don't bullfrogs look like cows?
Only if the moon is shining. If it's waxing, it's already busy removing it's hair.
Is a sleeping bag where you put your sleep?
I just realized why I don't like popcorn. Pepsi and corn just don't mix.