Every thread...I asked question ...Who created God??? no one answered except Netrox has good point of view...
Every thread...I asked question ...Who created God??? no one answered except Netrox has good point of view...
I created God.Every thread...I asked question ...Who created God??? no one answered except Netrox has good point of view...
I created God.
Sometimes in the future, I ate at Restaurante de la Flatulencia... and developed a severe case of gas build-up. Suddenly, I let out a loud blood-curdling tear-jerking Earth-shaking fart. It was so intense that the whole house filled up immediately that when my wife came out of the bathroom, she exposed the lit candle that was sitting on the toilet.
Suddenly... KABOOM! The explosion was so immense that it escaped the Earth's gravity pull and developed gravity of its own. *gasps* A new sun was born! Seconds later, that new sun went supernova... and evolution happened. A new form of man was made. He looked down to Earth from where he came from and felt sorry for the death of the man that created him. He knew that no one would bother to listen to him, so he decided to take advantage of his newly developed evolutionized powers to travel himself back into the past.
So, he went thousands of years into the past... to the point where he saw a couple sitting around naked under an apple tree. He decided to stop and make his stand there... knowing that those people were the first visible fully-evolved humans at the moment and still had the brains of a monkey. He appeared as an angel and told them that he was... God. He named those newbies, Adam and Eve. From that point on, God existed.
Little did he know, his twin brother followed him as well. Where did that twin brother come from? Well, after God left the present... my smoke smothered body let out a smaller and inferior fart. Yet, it was still immense enough to create another explosion that escaped gravity. By the time it hit the supernova'ed remains of the recently-created God, it became another sun... but went supernova seconds later and a new being was born. By the time this brother realized what had happened, the closing time portal God left behind began to suck in this new brother. He ended up thousands of year in the past where his bigger brother now resided.
Feeling inferior and less powered than his bigger brother, he decided to take revenge against his bigger brother (for dragging him into the past) by trying to take the god role. He appeared and tried to tempt those 2 new monkey-brained humans to eating the apples from the tree that his bigger brother told them not to eat. He introduced himself as Satan.
The dawn of Heaven Versus Hell was born.
If that happened, that would make me more popular.Hahahahahahaha!
U can write a book about it but then again, it wud piss a lot of Christians off and have them pulled from the shelves.
If that happened, that would make me more popular.
The more the government or the church hates my books, the more likely people will be tempted and curious about the book.
We just die and our "souls" become dirt.
There is nothing to worship but to be grateful for what we have - one single life. We make the best of it everyday.
If there is no heaven, then there is no hell.
Pacman.....I have some questions for you!!
Since you dont believe in God so therefore you are
an atheist, right??
So here are my questions:
1. When you die, where do you think your soul is going?
Surely, you are NOT going to Heaven, since you dont
believe in God...
2. What do you worship in? Wicca or what? or nothing?
3. Do you believe in Hell?
Be honest in your answers! Thanks!
Yiffzer....DID I ASK YOU???????
I was asking these questions DIRECTLY TO PACMAN, GEEEEZ!
Im sorry but i dont care for your answers for i already do know what your
answers are, anyways.
If Pacman refuses to answer my questions, then he got a problem, heh!!
Huh? I have missed alot of post and let me to take some time to find your post.
1) I believe in rebirth and grow up again, start born again.
2) No, I never worship in anywhere since 1991.
3) Like most other atheist, I don't believe in hell.
Ok since YOU answered the questions I asked Pacman, then IWe just die and our "souls" become dirt.
There is nothing to worship but to be grateful for what we have - one single life. We make the best of it everyday.
If there is no heaven, then there is no hell.
Every thread...I asked question ...Who created God???
his view on reincarnation is just as valid as yours on god.....using the bible as proof when the bible itself is in question is ridiculous. it would be like me using a book about reincarnation as proof....Ok..to reply to your answers:
1. That is called reincarnation..there is no such thing! It is not in
the Bible..a myth.
its not only typical of atheist, ITS THE VERY DEFINITION. if an athiest were a satanist, then they would be believing in a higher being, thus negating the label athiest. the 2 lables are not interchangable.2. Well, thats typical of atheists..they dont worship nothing unless
they are satanists.
thats your view, and you have a right to believe that. but believing doesn't make it true.3. Well, thats interesting....since you dont believe in God, thats
im afraid thats where all the souls are going, according to the Bible.
I have an interesting question...I wonder where all the unsaved souls
go? They wont go to Heaven, for sure and IF THERE NO HELL ACCORDING
TO YOU, where would your souls go? JUST FLOAT AROUND IN SPACE?
You do have a soul, you know that, dont you? Pacman.
I just curious what the atheist have to say, thats all.
Have a good day.
Ok..to reply to your answers:
1. That is called reincarnation..there is no such thing! It is not in
the Bible..a myth.
2. Well, thats typical of atheists..they dont worship nothing unless
they are satanists.
3. Well, thats interesting....since you dont believe in God, thats
im afraid thats where all the souls are going, according to the Bible.
I have an interesting question...I wonder where all the unsaved souls
go? They wont go to Heaven, for sure and IF THERE NO HELL ACCORDING
TO YOU, where would your souls go? JUST FLOAT AROUND IN SPACE?
You do have a soul, you know that, dont you? Pacman.
I just curious what the atheist have to say, thats all.
Have a good day.