Levonian
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This is a repost, but I can’t bump the original thread because I can’t find it. I was thinking that with 2005 being less than a day and a half away, it would be both fun and revealing to look 45 years into the future and predict what alldeaf will be like in the year 2050. I’ll start by throwing out a few of my own predictions.
In the year 2050:
Vampy will dedicate his 500,000th post to his urologist and the hot 60 year old cootchie mama that fills his prescriptions at the Wal-Mart pharmacy.
bbnt will overdose on Viagra and experience a sustained 4 hour erection—his first in 10 years. In his uncontrolled excitement, he will start a thread about it in the General Chat forum, complete with pictures. Sadly, nobody will care and the thread will get 17 views and zero replies.
The gray twins will be posting pictures of their great-grandchildren, and their granddaughters will be the new alldeaf flirts.
At the age of 106, Tousi will still be the oldest member of alldeaf.
Malfoyish will be awarded the Pulitzer Prize for her groundbreaking collection of essays on being deaf and old in America. Her book will be entitled I’m Still Deaf, and I Don’t Give a Shit What You’re Saying Anyway—Now Get Your Fat Ass Out of the Way, Because You’re Blocking the TV Set. It will spend over a year on the NY Times bestseller list.
ravensteve will finally get his CI, marry his audiologist’s receptionist, and go on to have a large, albeit slightly dysfunctional family. He will continue his daily rants on alldeaf, but they will pretty much be limited to complaints about the quality of his cable service.
Does anybody else have predictions as to what alldeaf will be like 45 years hence? You can start your post with the sentence In the year 2050…
In the year 2050:
Vampy will dedicate his 500,000th post to his urologist and the hot 60 year old cootchie mama that fills his prescriptions at the Wal-Mart pharmacy.
bbnt will overdose on Viagra and experience a sustained 4 hour erection—his first in 10 years. In his uncontrolled excitement, he will start a thread about it in the General Chat forum, complete with pictures. Sadly, nobody will care and the thread will get 17 views and zero replies.
The gray twins will be posting pictures of their great-grandchildren, and their granddaughters will be the new alldeaf flirts.
At the age of 106, Tousi will still be the oldest member of alldeaf.
Malfoyish will be awarded the Pulitzer Prize for her groundbreaking collection of essays on being deaf and old in America. Her book will be entitled I’m Still Deaf, and I Don’t Give a Shit What You’re Saying Anyway—Now Get Your Fat Ass Out of the Way, Because You’re Blocking the TV Set. It will spend over a year on the NY Times bestseller list.
ravensteve will finally get his CI, marry his audiologist’s receptionist, and go on to have a large, albeit slightly dysfunctional family. He will continue his daily rants on alldeaf, but they will pretty much be limited to complaints about the quality of his cable service.
Does anybody else have predictions as to what alldeaf will be like 45 years hence? You can start your post with the sentence In the year 2050…