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I am sorry but...Okay, first: alldeaf.com crowd. You guys should be ashamed at yourselves. Read below.
Now, Prime Boss. Are you fucking serious? Getting married? That's fine. Any retard can get married. But allow me to tell you why I am in such disgust.
First occurrence:
Thursday 9th of April 2009: You decided it was okay for your cat to go out on the prowl outside. That decision resulted in the cat getting pwnd by a moving vehicle. You swore you would protect your cats from future issues.
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Second occurrence:
Somewhere in this area four of your cats were put to sleep without your approval.
Third occurrence:
Friday 13th of November 2009: There was flooding due to Hurricane Ida. You swore to protect your cats but they were outside!!! They almost fucking drowned but thankfully they were smarter than their owner and just sat their asses on the porch. You decided to "take care of them until the dangerous flood has reduced." When that episode passed by, you decided again not to take care of your poor cats. Which leads to the next occurrence.
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Fourth occurrence:
Four days after the previous occurrence, Nov. 17th, 2009: You go on a trekkie forum (not a pet lovers united, vets online, or any animal related websites) and post about your cats. You let them be outside cats. (Look at April 11th 2009) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? You swore that you will not let anything bad happen to your cats by letting them be outside and you let them go outside. The result this time, tick infestation! You also said there was nothing to do but put them to sleep!
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In conclusion:
I seriously think your children will be infested by malaria, polio, rabies, mad cow disease, and to top it off with the unprecedented third version of swine flu before they're 2 with your oh so awesome guidance.
Oh, did you know what the image below is?
Yes, that happens when Aunt Flo visits every damn month. I hope you're man (or eh, trekkie?) enough to handle it.
Man... I want my last few minutes of life back.
x2 LOL