If you met God...

Originally posted by allisonjoy
just to join me? awwwwww ((cos i know ur an angel lol))
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;) :kiss: really? i am not that angel ;)
 
God: Welcome to Heaven
Me: Huh? Heaven? I thought I'm instructed to go to Hell
God: Ah, nope. Because I need you.
Me: :shock:
 
God: Why did u diss cathoic preists as gay in your little cam vid?
Me: Because they are!
God: Good I am glad you agrees with me
 
G o d: yo?
Me: what?
gO d: sup?
goD: nothing much here
Me: why did you keep format your name "God?"
g OD: i don't know..
Me: you supposed to capitalize the G and add "od".. damn you God!
GOD: :(
 
Originally posted by compLicaTed
me: why? why'd u let the earth go corrupt?
god: *shrugs flippantly* you scum wouldn't have it any other way.
me: scum!? *takes out a white glove and slaps god*
god: that hurt.
me: well at least now you know how we feel!
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Damn. I always thought we got screwed from behind.
 
Originally posted by compLicaTed
Me: are you there god? it's me heather

God: don't you know you're supposed to capitalize the G? y'all supposed to captitalize my name damnit i'm a deity being
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complicated, i found you the Chosen One among all women are\last on the earth i :bowdown: and worship u a Diva'Heather!:naughty: Eve though, I am a God among them as my flesh as these people...
 
Dirty old man is preaching...

Dirty old man shouting at people: JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY!
 
Originally posted by kuifje75
God: "There you are..."
Kuif: "Sorry, I don't read lips. You're who?"
God tries to fix Kuif's hearing, but Kuif resists.
Kuif: "I prefer to stay deaf. Answer my question."
God: "I am your God."
Kuif: "My God?"
God: "Yes..."
Kuif: "I do not believe in a God who would allow people to judge against gay and lesbian ppl."
God: "ahhhh... if you beg for forgiveness for being gay, you can go to Heaven."
Kuif: "What, ask for forgiveness for being Gay? I did nothing wrong."
God: "..."
Kuif: "There are a lot of other worse ppl on Earth who murders, lies, steals and so on. I just happen to like same sex."
God sends Kuif back to Earth to reform the Christian religion, to teach tolerance and non-judgment of other people and to allow gay and lesbian ppl in churches.
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hahah thats a GOOD one!!!!! ^5
 
yo...... :madfawk: jesus....he full of crap lets just have fun with our lives and dont waste our times going to a church and doing something you dont know if its there........
 
speak for urself, u go to church urself.. sure sure ur dad forces you.. but still its sad.. why not u just walk up the asile and :OP: the preacher?
 
yeah i dont believe god but i respect my dada i dont wanna him get mad at me or something but yes i do wish to slap the damn preacher
 
Originally posted by Omega
yeah i dont believe god but i respect my dada i dont wanna him get mad at me or something but yes i do wish to slap the damn preacher
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You don't have to believe in God to post a fake convo between you and God. Just to have fun.
 
Why am I gay???? That would be first thing for me to ask him.. not that I have plms being gay.. I am just curious that is all
 
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