If you met God...

God:hi, would u like to watch ur family doing?
me: sure... (watching my family laughing at me in funnel)... ahem.. can i go back to earth and change my will pls?
god: fucking no (point finger at me and laughing)
 
Originally posted by MsGiglz
:rofl: you guys are funny! you guys have all different point views about God & Jesus.... god/g0d/goD whatsoever..
I grew up in many different churches due to my mother was trying to find cure and she still does eh :roll: so I dont know. If there is a GOD.. or heaven or hell.. I would just say.. wait till your life expires.. let it lead you to.. :dunno: All I know this "Have Faith" hehe [/QUOTE

:werd: this thread IS funny -- and i agree iwth u msGiglz -- all we gotta do is have faith and when its our time we will know what would happen
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Originally posted by funnybebe78
God- dang Erica u had been bad girl tsk..
me- I know I haven't changed didn't I?
God- so why you wanna go to heaven
me- so I can pet angel cats and play with them and spy on my enemies :twisted:
God- tsk Erica but what will u do if I send u back to earth?
Me- if there is a afterlife after all turn me into a lesbian girl who wanna go wooo over stephy ;)
God- okay u got it..
*god sendin me back to earth and I am a hot femme girl with a open minded family who isn't overprotective like my last family* :naughty:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: Purrs -- c'mere to me then gurl!!!! ill be here waiting!!!!!!!!

*sits down and waits for God to let Purrs back here as a hot femme lesbian i would *swoon* over!!!!!!* :twisted: :naughty:
 
me: are you there, God?
God: *exasperated sigh* what now, heather?
me: well, see um... i'm running a bit dry now. think ya could bring forth some greens?
God: whatever. *waves hand* thy will be done. now get off my case.
me: thank you, Lord!!!! alleuia! *tokes happily*
 
Me: God?
*God fades in*
God: Yes?
Me: Do you have a moment?
God: Yes, a moment of my time equals a million years of your time.
Me: Wow, that's plenty of time!
God: Indeed, it is. Anything else?
Me: Yes, are you capable of giving me anything I want?
God: Yes, I am. Is there something you want?
Me: Yes, could you give me $10,000,000?
God: Sure! Give me a moment...
*God fades away*
 
Originally posted by VamPyroX
Me: God?
*God fades in*
God: Yes?
Me: Do you have a moment?
God: Yes, a moment of my time equals a million years of your time.
Me: Wow, that's plenty of time!
God: Indeed, it is. Anything else?
Me: Yes, are you capable of giving me anything I want?
God: Yes, I am. Is there something you want?
Me: Yes, could you give me $10,000,000?
God: Sure! Give me a moment...
*God fades away*
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Heh. :lol: I have heard of that. ;)
 
God: what in the dartnation u here for?
Me: where am I? I thought I wasnt done with scrweing me wife
 
"How the hell did you make it past the Pearly Gates???? SECURITY! We've got a Code Red!"



Quick joke, just because it fits the subject matter of the thread...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What’s the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What’s a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he’s aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

What’s the catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"What’s that, Lord?"

"As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it’s our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
 
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Originally posted by Fly Free
:laugh2: :laugh2: Purrs -- c'mere to me then gurl!!!! ill be here waiting!!!!!!!!

*sits down and waits for God to let Purrs back here as a hot femme lesbian i would *swoon* over!!!!!!* :twisted: :naughty:
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:laugh2: good one stephy hehe

NOTE: to morons u think I'm serious with people here can't u see I'm just flirtin? :fu2:


2nd of all.. I'm warnin u guys who are married.. or invovled w/ gfs don't think about wantin me bad so go to hell to morons who thinks cheatin is funny to do :roll:
 
Originally posted by funnybebe78
:laugh2: good one stephy hehe
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*looks up* ahhhhh Purrs arrived!!! ohhhh so HOT!!!

*watching Purrs walking up to me while im sitting in my chair* *swoons*

*watching* what Purrs gonna do next -- strip for me so i can enjoy the view and possibly more qq :laugh2: :twisted: :naughty:
 
ROFLLLL MMMMMM AAAAAAAA OOOOOOOo HAHHAHAH love flyfree and funnybebe's convo

GOD: hello there java, what brings u here?
JAVA: JUst giving u coffee and to show u that there is love in lesbains and gays, and to tell u i'd rather be with women then being rejected!
God: very well i ll send u to the lesbain world where u all are loved!
Java : heres a white choclate mocha for you for ur thanks :)
God : thank u !
 
God: Welcome to Heaven...

Me: (hands God a notice)...

God: (reads) You're FIRED!!!

Me: (looks around)...

God: Wwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttt????

Me: The Board of Directors have decided Earth needs some life... so they sent me here to do the job... so I can please have that seat NOW!!!
 
Originally posted by Fly Free
*looks up* ahhhhh Purrs arrived!!! ohhhh so HOT!!!

*watching Purrs walking up to me while im sitting in my chair* *swoons*

*watching* what Purrs gonna do next -- strip for me so i can enjoy the view and possibly more qq :laugh2: :twisted: :naughty:
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:naughty: doin a striptease for stephy :rofl: seein my tail go up in the air damn I'm nasty cat now :shock:
 
Originally posted by funnybebe78
:naughty: doin a striptease for stephy :rofl: seein my tail go up in the air damn I'm nasty cat now :shock:
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ohhhhh Purrs YESSS do that striptease!!!! *watching the show*

Me: Ohh thank u so much God for allowing Purrs to come back here as a HOT lesbian!

God: (smiling from up there)


:laugh2: :rofl:
 
Originally posted by Fly Free
ohhhhh Purrs YESSS do that striptease!!!! *watching the show*

Me: Ohh thank u so much God for allowing Purrs to come back here as a HOT lesbian!

God: (smiling from up there)


:laugh2: :rofl:
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haha stephy

doin striptease while other gals like java and others watch on and go droolin over my cat boobs :naughty:
 
Originally posted by Sydlie
"How the hell did you make it past the Pearly Gates???? SECURITY! We've got a Code Red!"



Quick joke, just because it fits the subject matter of the thread...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What’s the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What’s a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he’s aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

What’s the catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"What’s that, Lord?"

"As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it’s our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
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OMG! God's a woman!? Nooooooooooo..........!
 
How could God possibly be a man? If god was a man, all women would be bed-ridden because our boobs would be so big we couldn't walk. Oh, and we'd probably need to swallow you-know-what everyday just to survive.

God MUST be a woman.
 
Originally posted by funnybebe78
haha stephy

doin striptease while other gals like java and others watch on and go droolin over my cat boobs :naughty:
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ROLFMAOOOOOOOOO OK I got the front seat with my popcorn and my soda! hehehe *plops down on the bench and sits here and watching the all american striptease*
 
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