That's kind of long! But funny.
How about this?
"Children in the dark makes accidents. Accidents in the dark makes children."
How about this?
"Children in the dark makes accidents. Accidents in the dark makes children."
"Who Farted?"
How about this?
"Children in the dark makes accidents. Accidents in the dark makes children."
How about this?
"Children in the dark makes accidents. Accidents in the dark makes children."