How many of you have had embarrassing autocorrect mistakes on your phone?

ambrosia said:
Autocorrect wouldn't change how to hoe because how is a word. It only corrects misspelled words. But the e is right next to the w, you probably just hit the wrong key, you did it not your phone, unless of course this is a bullshit story in the first place.
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If I not do type a word fast enough autospell will finish is for me and it will not be the word I wanted . I hate that , I do like it when it will finish a word I am having trouble spelling.
 
Shame on the garden hoe for being promiscuous!
 
Reba said:
A "hoe" is a garden implement.

A "whore" (the "w" is silent) is a sexually promiscuous woman or prostitute.

A "ho" is slang pronunciation for whore.

Slang (look down the list for "ho")
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Santa Claus is always saying " Ho , ho , ho!" I think people where trying to stop Santa from saying this for that very reason.
 
whatdidyousay! said:
Santa Claus is always saying " Ho , ho , ho!" I think people where trying to stop Santa from saying this for that very reason.
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Apparently some of the elves were engaging in some inappropriate behaviors.
 
On mine it's simple enough. It's some android thing of some sort I dunno lg
But when I type it has above the word like three or even 2 letters in so you type a couple of letters then it does it's trick. U space it and or just chose the word
I'm sure each model has it's own thingamajig on the ways and hoes of it
 
Reba said:
A "hoe" is a garden implement.

A "whore" (the "w" is silent) is a sexually promiscuous woman or prostitute.

A "ho" is slang pronunciation for whore.

Slang (look down the list for "ho")
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-_- Got it now.
 
The way I understand the term whore and use it and see it used is whore is a workin Girl
And slut is a promiscuous girl
 
hoichi said:
The way I understand the term whore and use it and see it used is whore is a workin Girl
And slut is a promiscuous girl
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Depends on context and who's using the word. Also, there is some overlap of the meanings when there is a question as to whether or not the woman is being compensated in cash or goods (especially dope).

Then there's song lyrics….
 
hoichi said:
The way I understand the term whore and use it and see it used is whore is a workin Girl
And slut is a promiscuous girl
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If a guy sleep around it's OK but if a woman does it she is a slut , that is double standard to me.
 
shel90 said:
Shame on the garden hoe for being promiscuous!
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My nephew and I were working in the yard one day and I needed my hoe ... I told him ... Go down to the basement and get my little black hoe for me!! He cracked up then ask me ... You like little black hoes do ya??? :laugh2:
 
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ChicagoBlue2 said:
:dunno:, do I? And FYI, hoe IS a word-- not a very nice one, either. And what's up with the attitude? Your comment doesn't bother me, but I do not like what you are implying.
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Okay let's try this again.........I know hoe is a word, it's a garden tool. How is also a word and typed how it's not going to change it to hoe, because how is a word. No attitude, just telling you how autocorrect works, because you don't seem to understand it. It doesn't take words you spelled correctly and change them to something else. You have to misspell it in the first place. For instance I use my iphone to post most of the time. For some reason I have a hard time hitting the i key and hit the o instead. So half the time when I want to type of I type if, but my phone doesn't correct it because if is a word. I rarely bother correcting it myself because I just don't care and figure everyone is smart enough to figure out what I meant.

And btw I don't particularly give a rats ass if you don't like what I'm implying. It wouldn't be the first time you made stuff up, if you don't want to get out on bs, you shouldn't have ever done it in the first place. Have a nice night. :D
 
why does iPhone keep autocorrecting f*** to duck???????? :mad2:
 
ChicagoBlue2 said:
My friend, there's only one way around that-- add the word to your dictionary. Plain and simple.
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then it would change duck to f*** and that would be bad if I want to talk about duck...
 
I think my words "dead" instead of "deaf" were me messing up typing or when I use Siri and misprounce a word I guess.
 
whatdidyousay! said:
If a guy sleep around it's OK but if a woman does it she is a slut , that is double standard to me.
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Fair enough.
But the words have their meaning regardless on how you or I feel about them

Besides the world is full of double standards.

It cuts both ways.
 
As I observe the word pairs that have been mentioned as problematic, I suspect the autocorrect feature is selecting the first choice alphabetically.
 
About a week ago, my brother had a high fever of 104 and I was texting my dad (he wasn't home at the time) about taking care of him, making sure he drinks a lot of fluids, taking his medication and yadda yadda yadda. In the end, I told him "I hope I don't get dick." :shock: Gee thanks, autocorrect. :roll:
 
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