They lie!
It's all lies! Psst, we live in a dome and we aren't supposed to know about it! We are constantly fed misinformation from the mainstream media about the current affairs around the world when in fact they aren't even happening!
They lie!
See? It's all a conspiracy, I tell you! Been a while since I took my meds though.... not that I have any because I'm just fine despite the fact some people may try to tell me otherwise.
But he said that it's a Democrats' conspiracy to distribute the vaccines.
Oh now what if they are conspirating to spread a new enchanched version of the Black plauges.. Them liberals and democrats are evil, I tell you!
Yes. Them Zyprexa are really just sugar pills.
Oh, I was just amused by your whining, so I imitated you in a simplistic sense.
Yeah.
That remind me. I need to get my lime. Where's my lime?
Now I have an insane craving for key lime pie. :P
and I have an insane craving for coconut cream pie! Delicious!
Still got the shells left over?
And where did you get the pie?!
Transcript:
[wind]
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle
of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign
of all England!
GUARD #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy.
We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights
who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your lord
and master.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin'
'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this
land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin
or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not
strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple
question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound
coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master
that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow
needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The plague still exists but we can cure it now with antibiotics. Prairie dogs carry the plague. I was always wary of them. The look like cute critters but. . .
I had my vaccine weeks ago but I'm not a zombie yet. When does that kick in?