Have the Jehovah Witness people come to your door?

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Originally posted by pimpdaddyposse
it's no offense to me or (hopefully anyone whose JW in here) My secret way to make JW go away... tell them what are they against of? gay/lesbian/homosexual people? if so tell them you are one of it and tell them you don't want to be JW because they are against it so sowwy! :rofl: try that one and it will work...
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good suggestion -- ill just say "im a dyke" and let them :shock: and go scurrying away LOL (no offense i hope)
 
JW will be disappointed if you not join their JW which I'd called their religion a CULT! :rofl: just tell them whatever you want to scare them away, if they are stubborn, tell them you will call police again if they come bothering again then they go whoa let's not bother this one...
 
Make up white face with long two teeth. Black shiney cape with drool bloody out from my mouth. Open the door... Hey I need some your blood...

Scared those JW people away when they saw me stand up from the coffin. Hehehee :twisted:
 
probably not... one more comment... if you know the JW are at the door... wear only a towel and invite them in and tell them that your rules that they has to be nude otherwise don't come back! :rofl:
 
Originally posted by pimpdaddyposse
probably not... one more comment... if you know the JW are at the door... wear only a towel and invite them in and tell them that your rules that they has to be nude otherwise don't come back! :rofl:
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They may see us. :lick: Hey, we are very busy! Do not bother us. Leave hell us alone ! They may freak out and ran away from us. :D
 
ur cat won't scared me... cuz I'm outta of cult!
 
hey Pimpdaddy don't worry about them anyway



A friend of mine (I didn't know but realized later that her family is part of JW but they surely do respect people by not telling us what we need to hear etc that I am relief. Of course I am friends with few people who their religious are part of JW or full part of JW....)

Anyway!

When I was teenager, there was a lady came to my door, she spoke and I said " I am sorry to say this. My mother is not interesting any church talking so don't come back." She suddenly signs. I gulped. She asked if My mom could come to the door so I got her. She was pissed off at her but let her in then 2nd day she came back and my mother told her off and said this "I don't care if you knew sign language or not but No one will make us become like you!" Slammed the door on her I was like whoa!

3 years ago I think...... I was chatting with a friend online. Heard the door knocked so I went and answer the door, and this lady was mumbling with religious thing I said "sorry lady, I ain't interesting and I'm deaf bye(With gesture)." She said "wait" in sign language I said "what?" She said "you look familiar " I said " and who am I?" She said "are you Kathleen's cousin?" I said "hmm How you know her?" She said "I am Dennis's sister Kiki" I'm like in my head Oh shit. There's JW in my distance family ?? Uhoh! So few hours later I saw my sister online I told her. She said "OH shit I better warn Kathleen" I said "Thank you" Of course She felt bad and said it won't happen again. I was like grrrrr when they keep come back because Kiki knew me and want to ask me question etc ... I told her I wasn't interesting anything because I am just a spiritual! So that's it but she came back and said "you know what I researches in my bible and realized you mean you believe in soul, earth, everything ??" Im like " yeah what's the point?" She said "We believe in this too" I said "your religious is not what I want or interesting in so I don't want to be bothered" so I told my then-boyfriend (my husband now) about this religious He said " maybe we should ask my brother Royce to come back" I laughed. His brother DARED to do this.......

His brother was home one day. The people were knocking at the door so He saw thru the window and decided to go to the other room and grabbed the shotgun, and shot the gun in the air, the people ran and They never never came back! I told my husband. Well, If they come back, Please get ROYCE for me!!

I'm sorry for these people trying to help people and make some kind of new friendship with their JW beliefs but There are other people like me and few of you who are not interesting Our Homes are my privacy, My home is NOT a place to chat about Jesus, Lord, God, Rabbi, Whatever you call it, If I want to use one I will go to the Place wherever I can fit in but I don't need them to come into my home! Otherwise I will cont. to slam the doors.

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Wendy ;)
 
*trying to suck it... damn I failed! oh yes I am afraid... but VERY AFRAID! *zoooooooooom*!
 
There's a Kingdom Hall right by my house and they have quite a few Deaf that go there. My first Sign instructor goes there and I've gone a few times to help interpret when they're in need basically for experience. (I'm not even Christian, let alone a Witness)

Anyway, if they come to your door, you can ask them to put your name in their book back at the Hall they won't come back to your house for a few years. (Eventually they come back to see if a new person has moved in or whatever)

About a month ago, I helped interpret for this HUGE Jehovah's Witness meeting outside of Detroit, MI. It was practically all Deaf, I think that there were around 1,800 Deaf and 15 Hearing. And I was the only one there who wasn't a Witness. And I smoke. Witnesses aren't allowed to smoke (but whatever was said about the bloody mary, they are allowed to drink as long as they don't abuse it. Jesus had wine, so they can have their vodka if they're not getting blasted every night) Anyway, I didn't know the sign for "baptism" and kept fingerspelling it over and over and over because people were signing it 2 differen't ways and I couldn't figure out which I should use- it sucked. Anyway, afterward, I went outside to have a cigarette and call my friend to tell her that I sucked and didn't know a sign and basically bitch and moan. So I'm talking to her and enjoying my cigarette and people are coming at me from all angles to yell a me and say that I must quit smoking and if I do it now Jehovah will forgive me. It was like every time I'd say "I'm not a witness, and I have no intentions of quitting any time soon" a new person would come up and tap me on the shoulder to scold me and then try and convert me. SUCH a pain!

I'm pretty open minded, though, so all in all it was a decent day, but it was pretty funny in retrospect.
 
Oh Sumthing popped in my mind.. I remmied I had a JW friend.. My gawd he got on my nerve!! :lol: He always telling me smoking a cig is bad, dont believe in party, etc etc I juz *nodding* at him.. I told him who cares it's yer religion to believe in and I have my own. He wont ever shut up. He's my classmate tho.
 
nice comment Wendy for the shotgun... just give JW a fair warning that you do not want them to bother you again otherwise you will press charge that'll scare them away...
 
Originally posted by pimpdaddyposse
nice comment Wendy for the shotgun... just give JW a fair warning that you do not want them to bother you again otherwise you will press charge that'll scare them away...
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LOL..

I just remmy something else.......

My mom was working 1 day (she does scrimshaw work) anyway. the dogs were barking due of door knocking so mom was like Sigh. interruptions ! so she got up walked to front door and open the door and said "yes ?" the people said yak yak about this or that. My mother stopped them with a furious face (She showed to me that later on that day) and said "Do NOT ever come back on this property ever again, Or I will sic my dogs out of the door" they looked at my dogs (they passed away years ago) and said "Sorry to bother I will go next door" She said "oh you better not bother my uncle I mean it when I said don't come back on my property (we used to live on 15 acres, with house and inlaw apt and studio soo of course this was like 4 cats, 5 dogs, 4 horses, 2 rabbits, 2 birds and 8 people) so the people was scared of her, she was cussing all she can, and the dogs were barking like hell knowing my mother was pissed :laugh2: of course I never forget that story.. I am sure there are more but Im trying to remember some more LOL........

My bro in law Ralph did told them off...... I have to ask him someday how he did that etc. LOL

Wendy ;)
 
Oh yes, I have similiar experience like yours. JW ppl did stop by my apt on RIT campus long time ago. Like every 2-3 weeks to check it out if me or my then roomates interested to join. I happen to be hell curious to know what's JW's belief are about. Their belief are full of b.s.!!!! Birthday, Christmas, Easter, and etc.. are not allow to celebrate. :shock: I must enjoy celebration with people for FUN.
Notice JW ppl tend to bother people in City than country/farm. Cuz I used live at my childhood home in very country place. Seem almost impossible for JW stop by.
In my opinion, JW ppl often forgot that they live in USA!!! Look at USA have "Freedom of Religion". Let us chose whatever we want to without any pressure. If JW stop by my home again, i will tell them I am very proud of being WITCH (involve in Witchcraft). They will stay away from my ass!
 
Oh, I have to share a several stories with you... no offense to pimpdaddyposse. I do respect you. Anyway, I know my old classmate who is JW, but he never preached to my face and still drank some beers and still go to bowling events (his wife is JW, but never preaches either). I like about him as long as we respect each other.

My other classmate is die hard JW and frequently came to my house and I politely told him that I was not interested in hearing JW issues. Later, my parents and I moved to LV. He showed at my old house we no longer lived, so he realized that we moved and went to my neighbor's house to ask about me and she was naively gave him my dad's email address. GRR (good news my dad's email address was no longer valid). My dad was in shock that he found us. I emailed to him whats up... we chatted little bit, but I sensed that he knew that I am not interested in JW anyway. Now, I heard that he is teaching ASL at Monroe Community College in Rochester, NY.

I met someone in LV years ago when I was first moved to LV myself. He was from SD, but visited his niece in LV. I never knew that his niece is JW. I gave him my address without any knowledge, but guess what? JW people showed up at my home and I told them I am not interested. Two years later, same people showed at my home. GRR They are damn persistent.

If I see them again in LV and I will warn them again to get lost or find a solution to make them stop coming to my home.

So far, I don't see any JW people in SF..thank god.
 
Other stories ...

One decreased friend got JW visitors showed up at his house, but he had mean looking German Shepherd dog growling at them...they were afraid to approach at them. They did not come back again ever since (yes, his dog was very protective!!).

Other friend mooned at JW people and they never came again ever since.

Finally, not least... you will laugh so hard.. it was a true story about Deaf gay man from Bronx, NY (now he lives in LV).

He is jewish gay man opened the door for two JW women and invited them to his house..he had no idea that they were JWs. They finally gave word of JW and he informed them that he was not interested cuz he was jewish. They left.

Second time, he was expecting his friend, but found out same JW ladies at his house. Fed up with their persistent actions, he told them that he is GAY. G A Y. They told him.. that's ok, we can convert you. He closed the door to them.

Third time, he finally made them zoom out for good. He got flashing light, he zoomed to the front door, but checked whoever showed up. It were same JWs ladies. He had a flashing idea... I meant, his dirty idea. He went to bathroom stripping off his clothes and looked at PLAYGIRL magazine while ejucation (sp). Then, he shashyed to the door, opened the door...of course.. he was NAKED in front of JW ladies while his neighbor was shocked to see a strange side of him. They zoomed out and never bothered him again ever since. (Later, his neighbor finally understood his frustrations and laughed).
 
You know what really bother me the most?? Not so much about Jehovah Witnesses but some dude that greets people in the front of a building that says “God bless you. Have a blessed day.” and they told him to stop or they’d fire him! Tell me this don’t get ya madder than queer with a mouthful of farts! What do they want him to do? Sucker punch retards and flip off nuns? God forbid somebody grant a nice greeting anymore in this country. These political correct commies say it endorses religious beliefs. Who cares? Unless that sumbitch trips me and then holds me down while two Jehovah Witnesses beat me with Bibles yelling “Sinner repent!” This sumbitch can say “God bless ya” all day long! Who the hell better to get blessed by then the Lord Jesus? Do they want him to say Porky Pig bless ya and have a great day of rooting in poop and rotten melons!? This is as ridiculous as watching midget porn. Get over it. All the trouble in the world and some tight ass lib is upset about some dude telling folks “God bless ya!” I’m gonna start God blessin folkses asses off tomorrow just to piss these scumbags off. I bet if he was hitting fellers in the crotch all day yelling got your wiener it wouldn’t even make the news. Like a feller said to Hillary Clinton after he hit her in the crotch, “Got yer wiener!”
 
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