Hangover Moment

The last hangover I had was 2 years ago from a Halloween party. The punch was spiked with at least 5 different kinds of alcohol and I wasnt aware of it. Before I knew it, I was completely smashed and didnt realize it. The next day, my hubby said that I slammed my purse at his balls literally causing him to go down on his knees. I felt so bad.

Last year, I went to that same party...stuck with water and soda. Not touching that fruit punch!
 
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The day after my 19th birthday. That was the legal age at that time. Young and stupid! Learned my lesson and never did it again.
 
Wow....No wonder why I want to stay away from these kind of drinks. But I drink wine sometimes. SHHH.
 
I spend my hang over moment praying to the porcelain god, Ralph. I do not drink much anymore and I have not had a hangover over a year now.
 
sallylou said:
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The day after my 19th birthday. That was the legal age at that time. Young and stupid! Learned my lesson and never did it again.
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I congratulate you.

I learned my lesson and did it over and over.

That was my phase back then...fortunately, I have wised up and drink in moderation. I can't remember the last time I was hungover. Years and years ago.
 
My very last hangover was the worst I ever had. I was so messed up that even though I drove my car home and parked it straight, I could not walk over a speed bump. After 3 tries, I crawled around it holding my high heeled shoes in the teeth. Had a 90 y/o man help me up the stairs and managed to get up 3 hours later for work at the bank. Went to a 401K training session (yes, that long ago, when 401K's were new), then got called back to my office and had to run the teller line for the Friday paychecks. Needless to say, I spent most of that time in the bathroom. I did hear at one point the construction worker asking the other teller, "Hey, Anita! Where's Kristina?, Aw, she's in the back paying reverence to the porcelain alter!" I was so embarrassed that I never had another drop since then.
 
When I went out to the bar, after so many drinks I rushed to the bathroom and puked my brains out. casually came back like nothing happened. Then like 15 mins later my friend was like "someone completely destroyed the girls bathroom, did you throw up?

of course I said no.
 
Years ago I drink too much Southern Comfort (first and last time :giggle:) and woke up the next day resting my head in a plant.:shock:

Another time my older sister bug me to drink tequila with her. Eight months later I have my son prematurely. Hard to explain to husband, who have vasectomy, how I got pregnant in the first place. I blame the tequila. :giggle:
 
rebeccalj said:
Years ago I drink too much Southern Comfort (first and last time :giggle:) and woke up the next day resting my head in a plant.:shock:

Another time my older sister bug me to drink tequila with her. Eight months later I have my son prematurely. Hard to explain to husband, who have vasectomy, how I got pregnant in the first place. I blame the tequila. :giggle:
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that right there is my worst enemy! lol

Jack has been good, Morgan and Jose always screws me over
 
Funny enough I'm sipping on an ice cold strawberry margarita. :laugh2:

It's safe though. After I have my son I got fixed. No more surprises. :giggle:
 
I woke up in a strange house with no one there once.... I guess the girl was really trusting. I didn't remember her or entering the house... My car wasn't there so I had to call a friend to come get me....but I had no Idea where I was.
 
TXgolfer said:
I woke up in a strange house with no one there once.... I guess the girl was really trusting. I didn't remember her or entering the house... My car wasn't there so I had to call a friend to come get me....but I had no Idea where I was.
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I had a friend that lost his car in Minneapolis. He went to several parties and ended up riding with others. Took him about 3 days to find it. :eek3:
 
One night, I woke up next morning next to a 300lb fat woman in bed. I looked over, she smiled at me. I got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. I tripped over at the front door and landed on my face on the ground, shirtless. I was so sore.
 
DeafTim said:
One night, I woke up next morning next to a 300lb fat woman in bed. I looked over, she smiled at me. I got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. I tripped over at the front door and landed on my face on the ground, shirtless. I was so sore.
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Tim, never underestimate the power of a woman on the fluffy side.... :D
 
DeafTim said:
One night, I woke up next morning next to a 300lb fat woman in bed. I looked over, she smiled at me. I got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. I tripped over at the front door and landed on my face on the ground, shirtless. I was so sore.
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lol

ok ok.... *cracks knuckles and racks past hangover brain inventory* Probaly the one that stands out the most for me... was when I was in High school, and before all this mexican cartel danger zone bullshit, I used to cruise down to Tijunana, Mexico with a few buddies here and there and hop over the border to basically get smashed. They didnt give a rats ass that we were under 21 and all that, all they cared about was the dinero, obviously so we proceeded on a quest to just drink, drink, and drink some more like we didnt give a fuck. It served kind of as a wake up call one trip as I remember drinking double-digit shots of tequilla, not to mention washing that down with cheap 1$ bottles of Dos Equis.

Hell, I dont even remember going back past the border and hopping in my little trusty 1984 Toyota Corolla. I just woke with what felt like a hammer beating constantly on my skull parked illegally on some beach between San Diego and Oceanside the next morning. My 2 buddies slumped over in the backseat like fresh corpses stolen out of the nearest morgue. That hangover was probaly one of the worst in a long history of hangovers in the life and times of Dead Money. :wave:
 
rebeccalj said:
Years ago I drink too much Southern Comfort (first and last time :giggle:) and woke up the next day resting my head in a plant.:shock:
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Once I was with a group of hearing friends having a BBQ on the beach. While larking around one friend soaked my hearing aids and broke them leaving me deaf, isolated and unable to join in the fun anymore. So I started to drink some Southern Comfort to drown my sorrows. I've never had it before and I drank too much! I felt so ill afterwards that I have never been able to touch the stuff since. Even the smell makes me wanna hurl! :barf:
 
TXgolfer said:
I woke up in a strange house with no one there once.... I guess the girl was really trusting. I didn't remember her or entering the house... My car wasn't there so I had to call a friend to come get me....but I had no Idea where I was.
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Ah ... yes. I had a friend do that except he woke up in a closet and had no idea where he was. We told him he punched a cop the night before and we had to outrun them and were in a safe house in Arkansas (we were actually at a friend's house up the road from where he lived).

Yes .... he got real quiet with that "OH SHIT!" wide eyed expression. So later we got hungry and decided to go eat. As we were driving we all giggled how he didn't even recognize his own home town.
 
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