Hangover Moment

Another funny hangover story I was told occurred to a bloke who lived on the 8th floor of student dorms where I was living in as well. He got so drunk that friends placed him in a friend's dorm on the ground floor and then got all his posters, etc. from his room and arranged his friend's ground floor room to look like the 8th floor room. Then in the morning, while he was still sleeping off his hangover, his friends burst into his room, rudely awoke him and said they've had enough of his drunken antics and are going to throw him out of his 8th floor room. Then they seized him, opened the window and threw him out. Apparently he began to scream horribly as they let go of him, only to be cut short by a soft thump! It also instantly cured his hangover!!!
 
AJWSmith said:
Once I was with a group of hearing friends having a BBQ on the beach. While larking around one friend soaked my hearing aids and broke them leaving me deaf, isolated and unable to join in the fun anymore. So I started to drink some Southern Comfort to drown my sorrows. I've never had it before and I drank too much! I felt so ill afterwards that I have never been able to touch the stuff since. Even the smell makes me wanna hurl! :barf:
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I can't believe your 'friends' did that to your aides.
 
One of my friends is notorious for peeing into wherever he wants when he is really drunk. I know he has peed into a trash can, a drawer, and on a keyboard. He never remembers it.

After the keyboard incident, I haven't heard any more drunk stories from him. I think that was the wake up call!
 
Daredevel7 said:
One of my friends is notorious for peeing into wherever he wants when he is really drunk. I know he has peed into a trash can, a drawer, and on a keyboard. He never remembers it.

After the keyboard incident, I haven't heard any more drunk stories from him. I think that was the wake up call!
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My younger brother got thrown out of my older brother's house after a night of drinking. Seems when he got back, he took a wrong turn for the bathroom and peed into my sister-in-law's underwear drawer. She woke up and screeched. He spent the rest of the night on the porch and was put on a Greyhound bus the next morning to come back to Florida. She still has not forgiven him and it's been 25 years.

One thing I will say, this younger brother (a year older than me) is now dry, off alcohol, for 5 years and also quit smoking 5 years ago as well.
 
KristinaB said:
My younger brother got thrown out of my older brother's house after a night of drinking. Seems when he got back, he took a wrong turn for the bathroom and peed into my sister-in-law's underwear drawer. She woke up and screeched. He spent the rest of the night on the porch and was put on a Greyhound bus the next morning to come back to Florida. She still has not forgiven him and it's been 25 years.

One thing I will say, this younger brother (a year older than me) is now dry, off alcohol, for 5 years and also quit smoking 5 years ago as well.
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I can see her frustration but wow, a little much? To me that is something pity and I'd let slide after a week or two, but to go as far as the bus ticket?

But on the brighter note, glad to see your young bro took a turn for the better :)
 
AJWSmith said:
Once I was with a group of hearing friends having a BBQ on the beach. While larking around one friend soaked my hearing aids and broke them leaving me deaf, isolated and unable to join in the fun anymore. So I started to drink some Southern Comfort to drown my sorrows. I've never had it before and I drank too much! I felt so ill afterwards that I have never been able to touch the stuff since. Even the smell makes me wanna hurl! :barf:
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That would of ended the friendship for me right there.
 
AJWSmith said:
It was a genuine accident from high-spirited larking around. My friend was mortified and the next day drove me on an 9 hour round trip to get them fixed.
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Ohhhh ok :) in that case I can understand. Thought it was a prank that went too far or something. Very nice of the friend to help you get them fix!
 
KristinaB said:
My younger brother got thrown out of my older brother's house after a night of drinking. Seems when he got back, he took a wrong turn for the bathroom and peed into my sister-in-law's underwear drawer. She woke up and screeched. He spent the rest of the night on the porch and was put on a Greyhound bus the next morning to come back to Florida. She still has not forgiven him and it's been 25 years.

One thing I will say, this younger brother (a year older than me) is now dry, off alcohol, for 5 years and also quit smoking 5 years ago as well.
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:lol:

Another reason why I dont drink. When Im sleeping drunk, I always take a leak in any corner in my bedroom. Carpet piss stain is a very foul smell and I have pissed all over on my tv b4.:roll: I was sick to my stomach when I found out about it. No more booze for this guy.

Congrats to yo bro. :) I used tobacco dipping for 10yrs straight and quit for 7-8yrs today. I had minor headaches every day. Very tuff! I save a lot of money quitting all that stuff.
 
DeafTim said:
One night, I woke up next morning next to a 300lb fat woman in bed. I looked over, she smiled at me. I got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. I tripped over at the front door and landed on my face on the ground, shirtless. I was so sore.
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I remmy getting so loaded on White Russians (which I loved)...and had a "fresh" one in my hand, was leaving a friend's house and fell into the ditch at the drive way....The ditch was almost full of rain water...I was soaked...BUT...that White Russian was still in my hand...nuthin' gonna happen to my White Russian.....
 
rockin'robin said:
I remmy getting so loaded on White Russians (which I loved)...and had a "fresh" one in my hand, was leaving a friend's house and fell into the ditch at the drive way....The ditch was almost full of rain water...I was soaked...BUT...that White Russian was still in my hand...nuthin' gonna happen to my White Russian.....
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caucasions are an excellent drink. The dude abides! :P
 
Maybe I'm in the minority here but I've never had a hang over no matter how drunk I've gotten. I've been sooo drunk I cannot walk and have had to be carried, puking everywhere or I just pass out.

the next morning? I feel fine. no headache,nothing.
didn't get drunk enough?
can't be...I was puking my brains out after drinking an entire bottle of wine...
 
The worst hangover I've ever had was the day after drinking almost a whole bottle of whiskey in a matter of minutes on a dare. That was when I was about 21 and I never touched whiskey again. :lol:
 
rockin'robin said:
I remmy getting so loaded on White Russians (which I loved)...and had a "fresh" one in my hand, was leaving a friend's house and fell into the ditch at the drive way....The ditch was almost full of rain water...I was soaked...BUT...that White Russian was still in my hand...nuthin' gonna happen to my White Russian.....
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Reminds me of Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski. I fulfilled one of my life's ambitions when I found a bar that served White Russians. I drank it in honour of The Dude, one of my heroes. However I always drink my coffee black, so I discovered that drinking a White Russian is a bit like drinking milky coffee. Yuck!
 
Right now, I feel like drinking enough to have a major hangover tomorrow, but sadly, I gave up all alcohol.
 
KristinaB said:
Right now, I feel like drinking enough to have a major hangover tomorrow, but sadly, I gave up all alcohol.
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Me too....went to McDonald's, got a big ice tea for $1....just pretending it's a Long Island Ice Tea!.....When I used to drink (many, many years ago)...I'd get "weepy" and tell any and everybody I loved them!....
 
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