My last car was a piece of crap and I knew I'd be driving it until it fell into pieces, so I covered it in bumper stickers. I had more than I could even count. These are some of my favorites.
Jesus died for our sins, so let's get our money's worth
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
Opportunity may only knock once, but Temptation leans on the doorbell
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
Ankh if you love Isis
Isis, Isis, Ra Ra Ra!
My Goddess gave birth to your god
Back off! I'm a goddess
BIPARTISANSHIP: I'll Hug Your Elephant - If You Kiss My Ass
How Dare You Presume I'm Christian!
It's your Hell - You burn in it!