Hope this song isn't relevant to your car (Lyrics provided below, don't worry, we're all included here).
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaszuzM36BY]Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car - YouTube[/ame]
Here we go
No no no (whoo ooh)
Piece of shit car,
I gotta piece of shit car
That ****ing pile of shit
Never gets me very far.
My cars a big piece of shit
Cause the shocks are ****ing shot,
And my seatbelts ****in broken,
I got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of shit)
I can't see through the windshield
Cause it's got a big ****ing crack,
And the interrior smells real bad
Cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of shit)
(piece of shit car) piece of shit car
(hes gotta piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick (that ****in pile of shit, never gets him very far)
Oh **** you car.
Its got no CD player,
Its only got the 8-track.
Whoever designed my car
Can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his ass too)
And i got no ****ing brakes,
Im always way out of control,
11 times a day i hear "hey watch it asshole" (you ****ing piece of shit).
(piece of shit car)
I've got a piece of shit car (hes got a piece of shit car).
Diesel gas sucks my ass! (that ****ing pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit (never gets him very far.)
Oh what the **** did i do,
What the **** did i do,
What the **** did i do,
To get stuck with you?
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe,
But im too broke to buy something new.
Ah **** me.
The engine likes to flood,
The car always ****ing stalls,
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch)
Plus the doorlocks are busted,
I got to use a ****ing coat hanger. (what a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car,
There's no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the pussy)
Hey shut up!
(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car. (hes gotta piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car (piece of shit car)
Bald ****ing tires (hes got a piece of shit car)
No rearview ****ing mirror (piece of shit car)
73 colors (hes got apiece of shit car)
****ing rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)
Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car)
Whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car)
Give me a push!