Yo mamma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mamma so stupid she got shot running the border after she saw an ad for Taco Bell
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped the rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mamma so stupid she told everyone she was "illegitemite" because she couldnt read.
Yo mamma so fat, she couldnt fit in a satellite photo.
Yo mamma so fat, she had to go to SeaWorld to get baptized.