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Same thing she wants every year—to nibble on bbnt’s toes.

Lorrin passed away last Tuesday at the age of fifteen. She touched a LOT of people's lives. Pretty remarkable for somebody who couldn't move or speak. I'll certainly remember her as long as I live.

Not if you're Patrice Edwards. BTW, whatever became of Her Royal Freakness? Did she go in for plastic surgery and come out looking like a giant Tootsie Roll?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun to get out the magnifying glass and play "let's find bbnt's weewee."

Easiest solution.

Absolutely not true. I have almost normal hearing on one side of my head. The military wouldn’t touch me with a ten-foot pole. Even the Army said absolutely no way, not even for a non-combat position, and this was during a period of active conflict (First Gulf War). Guys weren’t exactly lined up...

Me neither. The Taco Bell Chihuahua ate my baby.

I miss the good old days when bbnt would expose himself to all the newbies and then invite them to groom his scrotal hairs.

Hey Baby Doll— Another year has rolled around, and now it’s our fifth anniversary. It seems like just yesterday we were holding hands in the lobby of the Las Vegas Howard Johnson’s, you in your pink ten-dollar dress and me in my too-tight Costco dress slacks and vinyl golf shoes, waiting in...

And don’t forget the British and the Australians—poor bastards. :(

There be gun nuts here.

Somebody told her that deaf peeps get into the movies for half price.

OK, that makes more sense. :ty: Actually, this is already standard practice in the United States, and has been for a long time. At Cedars-Sinai in LA, the unwritten but standard policy that they have been following for years is that if a premie weighs less than 500 grams, then it’s left to die.

Yeah, that Obama guy really has a lot of pull in determining public health policies in Great Britain, doesn’t he?

If you still want to be deaf, just get a cochlear implant. For an extra $1000, they will install a “backwards” switch that will suck the sound out of your head and transmit it back where it came from. Very useful at times. My wife leaves hers on all the time when I’m talking to her.

Even Matlin thought it was funny. (This video sucks; I’ll see if I can find a better copy.)

Sorry, but I was laughing my ass off. I thought it was funnier than shit. It’s just a fucking caricature—get over it.

I have a great idea for a home-based business that will make millions, but I need your help. I have enough red phosphorous, but I need ALL of you to send me as much Sudafed as you can get your hands on. I’ll cut you all in on the profits (yeah, that's the ticket), unless there’s some sort of...

Hope the poor gerbil makes it out alive.

[unnecessary remark removed by mod] Do you think the seats will be deaf too?