Your Toilet? Round or Elliptical?

guido said:
I was out shopping for a new toilet seat today, and I never before realized there are two different types of toilet shapes: round and elliptical. So I called up my roommate and asked him to measure my toilet. I have a round toilet. Which do you have?
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I went to the private art class in Boston -- there is a square (very!) toilet seat! Umm ... Comfy! *rub my butt*
 
mines oval....funny thread this!
And for those who share their loos with other family members (i live alone so can't grumble lol):

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the sodding seat

zips x
 
:lol: Those german toilets are strange!! I thought having 2 bowls for toilet is wierd--in Italy and other countries, they have one bowl for doing your business and 2nd bowl with little sprinkler is to clean your butt.
 
sillycat said:
:lol: Those german toilets are strange!! I thought having 2 bowls for toilet is wierd--in Italy and other countries, they have one bowl for doing your business and 2nd bowl with little sprinkler is to clean your butt.
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That's a bidet.
 
we have oval toilets, and Im laughing out loud over this thread. This is by far one of the weirder threads Ive encountered on internet forums. :roflmao:
 
From a guy friend, he said that elongated seats suck because when a man is finished at peeing, he will try to close the seat cover (he doesn't move-- just in the same position as he did pee).... and the seat cover will hit his penis on its way down.

Ouch.

So he adviced any guys to get round seats.
 
gnarlydorkette said:
From a guy friend, he said that elongated seats suck because when a man is finished at peeing, he will try to close the seat cover (he doesn't move-- just in the same position as he did pee).... and the seat cover will hit his penis on its way down.

Ouch.

So he adviced any guys to get round seats.
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You mean he wont move two inches to save his manhood but he will spend $$ on a round toilet? Weirdo. :crazy:
 
Dixie said:
You mean he wont move two inches to save his manhood but he will spend $$ on a round toilet? Weirdo. :crazy:
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(laughing) but when you think about it-- what if you got used to have a round-seated tiolet at your home then you go over to your friends' house and s/he happens to have an elongated tiolet seat? That spells trouble for the dude.

Why are there two different sizes, although?????
 
gnarlydorkette said:
(laughing) but when you think about it-- what if you got used to have a round-seated tiolet at your home then you go over to your friends' house and s/he happens to have an elongated tiolet seat? That spells trouble for the dude.

Why are there two different sizes, although?????
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Who cares. Toilets are fun!
 
at least they are funny when you start discussing them on internet forums. :lol:

Amazing what you learn, I even learned about German and European toilets.

Oh yeah while on that subject heres something from the Redneck dictionary---


EUROPEAN on my truck!!!

sorry could not resist the corny joke. :D
 
gnarlydorkette said:
From a guy friend, he said that elongated seats suck because when a man is finished at peeing, he will try to close the seat cover (he doesn't move-- just in the same position as he did pee).... and the seat cover will hit his penis on its way down.
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Is he really short or something? He doesn't zip up first? :confused:
 
gnarlydorkette said:
From a guy friend, he said that elongated seats suck because when a man is finished at peeing, he will try to close the seat cover (he doesn't move-- just in the same position as he did pee).... and the seat cover will hit his penis on its way down.

Ouch.

So he adviced any guys to get round seats.
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It took me awhile to get this, but I definetely understand what he's talking about now. It's actually good advice. If a male is going to use an elliptical toilet, he should make sure it has a gapped seat.
 
guido said:
It took me awhile to get this, but I definetely understand what he's talking about now. It's actually good advice. If a male is going to use an elliptical toilet, he should make sure it has a gapped seat.
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Or he could move two inches, zip up, put seat down and flush. Completely saving his manhood. Either that or he is trying to make an exscuse for being in the tenor section. :D
 
Reba said:
:eek: It's not a joke, it's for real!!!
(Your link didn't work, so I had to do some research.)
Scheisse n' Dice | PoopReport.com
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This is the most hilarious link, I ever read... Of course I forward this link to my co-workers & boss. They laugh tooo hard... thank you for make us great day... The author who wrotes is immaturity and very closed minded.

Very simple answer why we have German toilet because of health reasons.

We put piece of our feces into small plastic cup with lid to doctor for examination once or twice a year for check-up. It helps to find out either what kind of illness we have... of course including cancer.... The color of feces shows kind of health you have... Example: Black - ALARM .... blood ALARM... You can see worms in it... ALARM... and so on... It helps to save people´s life.


I prefer German toilet because of health and safety.

I can´t stand American toilets where we have at workplace because of people´s leftovers splashing against my butthole... Germ :cold: I alway put some toiletpaper down to aviod the splash.... My boys can´t stand it too when we were in England for vacation... I told them to put toiletpaper to aviod splash... (not too much toiletpaper.. .just 3 piece of toilet paper...)

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/germantoilet.jpg

This example what we have like this... (German toilet on the wall instead of stand toilet)

http://www.proidee.de/pimgs/323/p5/323_p550350a.jpg

☼ Der Dahm Plus Compakt-Wand-WC tiefspüler ... / Shop Detailansicht auf wo~bestellen.de
 
sillycat said:
:lol: Those german toilets are strange!! I thought having 2 bowls for toilet is wierd--in Italy and other countries, they have one bowl for doing your business and 2nd bowl with little sprinkler is to clean your butt.
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This is for foot bath, not clean your butt. :roll:
 
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