You might be stupid if...

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BostonIceFire

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...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently misspell your own name.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.

...it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.

...you sell your car for gas money.

...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!

...you stare at an orange juice can because it says concentrate.

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.

...you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.

...someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.

...you take your chia pet for a walk.

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
 
Originally posted by BostonIceFire
...you fail Physical Education.

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
I knew a few kids who failed PE in my high school! I also know a guy who came to my friend at the information desk asking him if he had a dictionary so that he could look up to see how "dictionary" was spelled.
 
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wow my brother is so stupid few times he left his sunglasses on his head as not using yet but left it on his head and look for his sunglasses and start to blaming me if I hid or something, then I said what's on your head? then he got embarrassed many time...
 
Re: Re: You might be stupid if...

Originally posted by VamPyroX
I knew a few kids who failed PE in my high school! I also know a guy who came to my friend at the information desk asking him if he had a dictionary so that he could look up to see how "dictionary" was spelled.

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[Automated by GetSmile] damn tha is very stupid
 
Originally posted by BostonIceFire
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
I don't know what does IQ stand for. :o

...you can't remember the number for 911.
Easy! press 7-1-1

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
add ham, it work!

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
*shock...die*

...you fail Physical Education.
That's Lisa Simpson. :mrgreen:

...you can not spell it.
I can't spell "shelleyisanidiot"

...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!
Where is battery? *looking around*

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
I have been keep wonder why they have one on ATM at the drive-thru, too? :crazy:

...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
*grab the taco* hello Kevbo? Hello?

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
oink! oink!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
la la Ford car suck la la

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
unit is bad... but good to use AOL CD for drink to stand on it. :mrgreen:

...you frequently misspell your own name.
My name is Shelly, I rape Sam... oh? oops...wrong thread.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
That mean, don't ever stand on the seat or you will accident fell and end struck in there.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
Billy Madison!

...it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Not true, it take me 1 second to watch 60 second. :o

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
Sure! Their parents are Ronald Regan and Duck McDonald

...you sell your car for gas money.
Should sell for oil.

...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
I think Santa Helper comes with a whore?

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
It been bite by alien, eh?

...you stare at an orange juice can because it says concentrate.
nice rough skin, great smell...yak yak

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
Which page?

...you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.
Hmm... I feel warm... *tried change the channel with remote*

...someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
Should said dead bagel. ha ha

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
go under the table, it has dark spot.

...you take your chia pet for a walk.
hey, go take a pee *yelling at chia pet*

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
*gasp* I am in ladies bathroom!
 
Re: Re: You might be stupid if...

Originally posted by illustrator
Originally posted by BostonIceFire
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
I don't know what does IQ stand for. :o

...you can't remember the number for 911.
Easy! press 7-1-1

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
add ham, it work!

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
*shock...die*

...you fail Physical Education.
That's Lisa Simpson. :mrgreen:

...you can not spell it.
I can't spell "shelleyisanidiot"

...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!
Where is battery? *looking around*

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
I have been keep wonder why they have one on ATM at the drive-thru, too? :crazy:

...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
*grab the taco* hello Kevbo? Hello?

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
oink! oink!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
la la Ford car suck la la

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
unit is bad... but good to use AOL CD for drink to stand on it. :mrgreen:

...you frequently misspell your own name.
My name is Shelly, I rape Sam... oh? oops...wrong thread.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
That mean, don't ever stand on the seat or you will accident fell and end struck in there.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
Billy Madison!

...it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Not true, it take me 1 second to watch 60 second. :o

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
Sure! Their parents are Ronald Regan and Duck McDonald

...you sell your car for gas money.
Should sell for oil.

...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
I think Santa Helper comes with a whore?

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
It been bite by alien, eh?

...you stare at an orange juice can because it says concentrate.
nice rough skin, great smell...yak yak

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
Which page?

...you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.
Hmm... I feel warm... *tried change the channel with remote*

...someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
Should said dead bagel. ha ha

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
go under the table, it has dark spot.

...you take your chia pet for a walk.
hey, go take a pee *yelling at chia pet*

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
*gasp* I am in ladies bathroom!
Lmao :rofl: :lol:
 
Re: Re: You might be stupid if...

Originally posted by illustrator
Originally posted by BostonIceFire
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
I don't know what does IQ stand for. :o

...you can't remember the number for 911.
Easy! press 7-1-1

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
add ham, it work!

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
*shock...die*

...you fail Physical Education.
That's Lisa Simpson. :mrgreen:

...you can not spell it.
I can't spell "shelleyisanidiot"

...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!
Where is battery? *looking around*

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
I have been keep wonder why they have one on ATM at the drive-thru, too? :crazy:

...you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
*grab the taco* hello Kevbo? Hello?

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
oink! oink!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
la la Ford car suck la la

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
unit is bad... but good to use AOL CD for drink to stand on it. :mrgreen:

...you frequently misspell your own name.
My name is Shelly, I rape Sam... oh? oops...wrong thread.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
That mean, don't ever stand on the seat or you will accident fell and end struck in there.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
Billy Madison!

...it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Not true, it take me 1 second to watch 60 second. :o

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
Sure! Their parents are Ronald Regan and Duck McDonald

...you sell your car for gas money.
Should sell for oil.

...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
I think Santa Helper comes with a whore?

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
It been bite by alien, eh?

...you stare at an orange juice can because it says concentrate.
nice rough skin, great smell...yak yak

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
Which page?

...you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.
Hmm... I feel warm... *tried change the channel with remote*

...someone offers you a bagel and you reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
Should said dead bagel. ha ha

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
go under the table, it has dark spot.

...you take your chia pet for a walk.
hey, go take a pee *yelling at chia pet*

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
*gasp* I am in ladies bathroom!

:rofl: very funny, they are
 
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