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You think universal healthcare would be a waste, but you think pouring unlimited money into contractor's piggy banks in Iraq is worth it.

You think high numbers of poor people and minorities voting could mean that there is voting fraud going on, but you see no problem with partisan Republicans like Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell being both the heads of committees to elect Bush AND being able to certify the vote too.

You think there was a conspiracy behind everything Clinton did when he was President, but you think Cheney was just looking out for our best interests when he refused to say who was consulting with him on his secretive energy task force.

You think that people who question McCain's military service are traitors, but you think that people who question Kerry's military service are cool.

You think the people who have questions about 9/11 are kooks, but you agree with people who say that Saddam might have had a hand in the attacks.

You think that Iraqis want to be free, but Saudis want to live in a regime where rape victims are punished and religious "police" terrorize people out on the streets.

You think that "persecution" means you can't force your views down anyone's throat, then you call for separate lines for Muslims at airports and total surveillance of all Muslims as well, and that's NOT persecution, according to you anyway.

You see no problem with corporate welfare, but think that social programs (Which takes up one third of the budget that corporate welfare does) needs to be either eliminated or 'reformed' so badly that it might as well be eliminated.

You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.

You think that conservative leaders making foreign policy blunders, like supporting Saddam, supporting the Contras, supporting Pinochet, supporting the CNMI with their forced abortions and slavery will NEVER make blunders like those again.

You think that conservative leaders are looking out for you and are really interested in you and your family's safety, welfare, and prosperity.
 
jillio said:
You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.
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LOL. I especially like the part about privacy; I'm all for accessible data to all on one condition only - Kings, CEOs, and other higher ups must have data that as open to all as the common people.
 
jillio said:
You think universal healthcare would be a waste, but you think pouring unlimited money into contractor's piggy banks in Iraq is worth it.

You think high numbers of poor people and minorities voting could mean that there is voting fraud going on, but you see no problem with partisan Republicans like Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell being both the heads of committees to elect Bush AND being able to certify the vote too.

You think there was a conspiracy behind everything Clinton did when he was President, but you think Cheney was just looking out for our best interests when he refused to say who was consulting with him on his secretive energy task force.

You think that people who question McCain's military service are traitors, but you think that people who question Kerry's military service are cool.

You think the people who have questions about 9/11 are kooks, but you agree with people who say that Saddam might have had a hand in the attacks.

You think that Iraqis want to be free, but Saudis want to live in a regime where rape victims are punished and religious "police" terrorize people out on the streets.

You think that "persecution" means you can't force your views down anyone's throat, then you call for separate lines for Muslims at airports and total surveillance of all Muslims as well, and that's NOT persecution, according to you anyway.

You see no problem with corporate welfare, but think that social programs (Which takes up one third of the budget that corporate welfare does) needs to be either eliminated or 'reformed' so badly that it might as well be eliminated.

You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.

You think that conservative leaders making foreign policy blunders, like supporting Saddam, supporting the Contras, supporting Pinochet, supporting the CNMI with their forced abortions and slavery will NEVER make blunders like those again.

You think that conservative leaders are looking out for you and are really interested in you and your family's safety, welfare, and prosperity.
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Pretty much accurate. I expect to see someone pop in to complain about you not playing nice or calling people names.

Good thread though and exposes the typical conservative hypocrisies.
 
:gpost: as alway, Jillio!

I said some in Brad´s thread at few hours ago...
 
jillio, please read

http://slatereport.blogspot.com/2008/08/crazy-why-yes.html

You're busted, too, for plagiarism. As a teacher, I thought you'd know better.:nono: Don't worry, I busted Texas Guy for his thread, too, so you're not alone. ;)
 
What are you, the plagiarism police?

You're just mad because it questions the whole point of being a conservative, which there is no real point.
 
jillio said:
You think universal healthcare would be a waste, but you think pouring unlimited money into contractor's piggy banks in Iraq is worth it.
nope
You think high numbers of poor people and minorities voting could mean that there is voting fraud going on, but you see no problem with partisan Republicans like Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell being both the heads of committees to elect Bush AND being able to certify the vote too.
Yep

You think there was a conspiracy behind everything Clinton did when he was President, but you think Cheney was just looking out for our best interests when he refused to say who was consulting with him on his secretive energy task force.
didnt read on that one

You think that people who question McCain's military service are traitors, but you think that people who question Kerry's military service are cool.
ehhh 50/50

You think the people who have questions about 9/11 are kooks, but you agree with people who say that Saddam might have had a hand in the attacks.nope

You think that Iraqis want to be free, but Saudis want to live in a regime where rape victims are punished and religious "police" terrorize people out on the streets.
yep i suppose

You think that "persecution" means you can't force your views down anyone's throat, then you call for separate lines for Muslims at airports and total surveillance of all Muslims as well, and that's NOT persecution, according to you anyway.
dont mind if they do that

You see no problem with corporate welfare, but think that social programs (Which takes up one third of the budget that corporate welfare does) needs to be either eliminated or 'reformed' so badly that it might as well be eliminated.
definatley!!!

You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.
nope and yep so 50/50

You think that conservative leaders making foreign policy blunders, like supporting Saddam, supporting the Contras, supporting Pinochet, supporting the CNMI with their forced abortions and slavery will NEVER make blunders like those again.
que?

You think that conservative leaders are looking out for you and are really interested in you and your family's safety, welfare, and prosperity.
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leaders care for nothing

holy crap im a liberal...shoot me
 
As I did posted in other thread. Again friendly reminder

11.a) Provide a link/source whenever 'copying and pasting' contents from any form of the media. We take copyright infringement seriously.
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pek1 said:
http://slatereport.blogspot.com/2008/08/crazy-why-yes.html

You're busted, too, for plagiarism. As a teacher, I thought you'd know better.:nono: Don't worry, I busted Texas Guy for his thread, too, so you're not alone. ;)
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Not busted at all. This was copied from an email sent to me. If the person who sent the email failed to supply a source, then that is certainly not my responsibility, any more than you can accuse JFK of plagairism when his speech writer stole a direct quote from Kalil Gibran.

Now, would you like to get back on topic?
 
Originally Posted by jillio View Post
You think universal healthcare would be a waste, but you think pouring unlimited money into contractor's piggy banks in Iraq is worth it.That's not true

You think high numbers of poor people and minorities voting could mean that there is voting fraud going on, but you see no problem with partisan Republicans like Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell being both the heads of committees to elect Bush AND being able to certify the vote too.why not poor people can vote and high hopeful

You think there was a conspiracy behind everything Clinton did when he was President, but you think Cheney was just looking out for our best interests when he refused to say who was consulting with him on his secretive energy task force.Clinton was not good president because affair and not trustworth. Cheney have a right to have a secretive energy task force

You think that people who question McCain's military service are traitors, but you think that people who question Kerry's military service are cool.McCain is caring about our country to war against Iraq and Iran because of larger nuclear weapons under the sands. Kerry is old news about military in past.

You think the people who have questions about 9/11 are kooks, but you agree with people who say that Saddam might have had a hand in the attacks.Yeah! That's true! Saddam, Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda attacked on our America first. Saddam and Osama is in World Most Wanted for against humanity and other.

You think that Iraqis want to be free, but Saudis want to live in a regime where rape victims are punished and religious "police" terrorize people out on the streets.

You think that "persecution" means you can't force your views down anyone's throat, then you call for separate lines for Muslims at airports and total surveillance of all Muslims as well, and that's NOT persecution, according to you anyway.

You see no problem with corporate welfare, but think that social programs (Which takes up one third of the budget that corporate welfare does) needs to be either eliminated or 'reformed' so badly that it might as well be eliminated.That's nothing wrong. It can help to poor people get success and hopeful. If you want to be Socialism in our Country. How would you feel?

You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.

You think that conservative leaders making foreign policy blunders, like supporting Saddam, supporting the Contras, supporting Pinochet, supporting the CNMI with their forced abortions and slavery will NEVER make blunders like those again.Wrong! Saddam is most EVIL in the WORLD. Abortion is a murder

You think that conservative leaders are looking out for you and are really interested in you and your family's safety, welfare, and prosperity.I never have a welfare. But it's good for poor and middle class if not afford or no job. They can get welfare, food stamp, wic, food bank for children need. Do you support socialism?
 
jillio said:
Please see my post above. This was from a personal email sent to me.
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This is your source where you got it from. As "source from personal email" wasn't mentioned in your first post. :)
 
~♥~Pinky~♥~ said:
Originally Posted by jillio View Post
You think universal healthcare would be a waste, but you think pouring unlimited money into contractor's piggy banks in Iraq is worth it.That's not true

You think high numbers of poor people and minorities voting could mean that there is voting fraud going on, but you see no problem with partisan Republicans like Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell being both the heads of committees to elect Bush AND being able to certify the vote too.why not poor people can vote and high hopeful

You think there was a conspiracy behind everything Clinton did when he was President, but you think Cheney was just looking out for our best interests when he refused to say who was consulting with him on his secretive energy task force.Clinton was not good president because affair and not trustworth. Cheney have a right to have a secretive energy task force

You think that people who question McCain's military service are traitors, but you think that people who question Kerry's military service are cool.McCain is caring about our country to war against Iraq and Iran because of larger nuclear weapons under the sands. Kerry is old news about military in past.

You think the people who have questions about 9/11 are kooks, but you agree with people who say that Saddam might have had a hand in the attacks.Yeah! That's true! Saddam, Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda attacked on our America first. Saddam and Osama is in World Most Wanted for against humanity and other.

You think that Iraqis want to be free, but Saudis want to live in a regime where rape victims are punished and religious "police" terrorize people out on the streets.

You think that "persecution" means you can't force your views down anyone's throat, then you call for separate lines for Muslims at airports and total surveillance of all Muslims as well, and that's NOT persecution, according to you anyway.

You see no problem with corporate welfare, but think that social programs (Which takes up one third of the budget that corporate welfare does) needs to be either eliminated or 'reformed' so badly that it might as well be eliminated.That's nothing wrong. It can help to poor people get success and hopeful. If you want to be Socialism in our Country. How would you feel?

You think that the "common people" have no right to privacy, that the government should have unfettered access to medical records and should be able to wiretap on command, but Bush's usage of "executive privilege" should never be questioned.

You think that conservative leaders making foreign policy blunders, like supporting Saddam, supporting the Contras, supporting Pinochet, supporting the CNMI with their forced abortions and slavery will NEVER make blunders like those again.Wrong! Saddam is most EVIL in the WORLD. Abortion is a murder

You think that conservative leaders are looking out for you and are really interested in you and your family's safety, welfare, and prosperity.I never have a welfare. But it's good for poor and middle class if not afford or no job. They can get welfare, food stamp, wic, food bank for children need. Do you support socialism?
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Your constant use of the word socialism pretty much disqualifies your argument. You don't even know what the word means and you throw it around like a molester throws candy.

You fail.
 
BradB08 said:
Your constant use of the word socialism pretty much disqualifies your argument. You don't even know what the word means and you throw it around like a molester throws candy.

You fail.
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Exactly. The replies indicate a lack of understanding of the original post, plus a total misunderstanding of the concept of socialism.
 
BradB08 said:
Nice try at a comeback. You still fail and shouldn't be throwing out words you don't understand.

Yet more proof that our education system is a failure to some.
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:roll: Nodding which is the sentence I failed??? Tell me where? Go ahead copy and paste it here. SHOW ME!
 
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