Would you use these soaps??

God no! Speaking of funky odor, what in the world do older men do to attain that old geezer smell?! :iobarf:
 
This is what I've learned from being a massage therapist, very old ladies smell like corn chips. I have no idea why. I have another elderly gentleman client and he smells like a cat box. At first I thought he might have bladder problems and doesn't shower much. But the smell really comes out of his pores, and is especially strong around his armpits. It's his bo, he must have a lot ammonia or something I have no idea but he smells like cat piss. I put a few drops of aromatherapy oil right below my nose so I don't pass out before the massage is over. But I haven't noticed a particular odor in general for old men, just the women...they smell like Fritos.
 
that's scary Ambrosia

now, how about old ladies soap, and old mens soaps , for rest home staffs, so the old people dont feel any difference...good for the moral
 
Grummer said:
that's scary Ambrosia

now, how about old ladies soap, and old mens soaps , for rest home staffs, so the old people dont feel any difference...good for the moral
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You gotta be kidding! Same as mixing in fragrance with it. I would suggest some kind of medical procedure to clean the insides of toxic buildup leaking through their pores!
 
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*

I smell somebody familiar..... *SNIFF SNIFF*
 
off course im kidding!! geee

aluminium oxide is one of the potentially harmful substance found in many spray-on /roll-on deorderents

i have crystals, a special kind, and need a bit of running water, rub it on, it works
but its doesnt have any of the nice fraganie smells, just plain.
the idea of this is, (and many well-to-do cancer paitents) uses this to avoid aluminium contaminations to the armpits, which is too close to the lymph nodes as well (where it produces anti-bodies, and such)
 
ambrosia said:
This is what I've learned from being a massage therapist, very old ladies smell like corn chips. I have no idea why. I have another elderly gentleman client and he smells like a cat box. At first I thought he might have bladder problems and doesn't shower much. But the smell really comes out of his pores, and is especially strong around his armpits. It's his bo, he must have a lot ammonia or something I have no idea but he smells like cat piss. I put a few drops of aromatherapy oil right below my nose so I don't pass out before the massage is over. But I haven't noticed a particular odor in general for old men, just the women...they smell like Fritos.
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I am so not looking forward to getting old. :(
 
ambrosia said:
This is what I've learned from being a massage therapist, very old ladies smell like corn chips. I have no idea why. I have another elderly gentleman client and he smells like a cat box. At first I thought he might have bladder problems and doesn't shower much. But the smell really comes out of his pores, and is especially strong around his armpits. It's his bo, he must have a lot ammonia or something I have no idea but he smells like cat piss. I put a few drops of aromatherapy oil right below my nose so I don't pass out before the massage is over. But I haven't noticed a particular odor in general for old men, just the women...they smell like Fritos.
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Someone once mentioned to me that it is dead skin, but it could also just be hygiene as older people don't have that much mobility.
 
Jess said:
AND cheap cologne! What you said makes sense, but what the offending folks have in common is frail health possibly with bad hygeine pracrices?
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Well, you know that Old Spice are so popular for old people to cover up all the strange hygeine.....
 
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