Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?

True story. My family were swimming in bay at dusk just for fun. Well one of the jellyfish swim around my leg so I pick it up, assuming it was seaweed. I told my uncle, here catch and it smack him right on the face. The next morning, my leg was burning and red all over. My family told me that what I threw was a jellyfish. So we went out to the beach and there was a dead jellyfish. Not sure it was the same one I threw overnight. But they told me to rub sand to remove the poison. but it didn't help much. So I rather step on a crab because the pain is quick and over with while the burn from a jellyfish took forever to go away.
 
Stepping on a crab. The jellyfish are all over the east Florida beaches right now.
 
Lighthouse77 said:
True story. My family were swimming in bay at dusk just for fun. Well one of the jellyfish swim around my leg so I pick it up, assuming it was seaweed. I told my uncle, here catch and it smack him right on the face. The next morning, my leg was burning and red all over. My family told me that what I threw was a jellyfish. So we went out to the beach and there was a dead jellyfish. Not sure it was the same one I threw overnight. But they told me to rub sand to remove the poison. but it didn't help much. So I rather step on a crab because the pain is quick and over with while the burn from a jellyfish took forever to go away.
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you're supposed to piss on it
 
I mean unless youre talking french kiss it. You could kiss the bulb on top it's all jelly no sting ouch
 
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