WOMEN VS MEN (negivate thingy) *no war*

Banjo said:
Women buy way too many shoes, purses, and jewelries.
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You make it sound like it's a bad thing... hey they buy these so they look so sax-x-x-y that you men just can't take yer eyes off 'em *wink*
 
Men are not sensitive like Women are Men always say "Get over it" Women always say "awww IM on your side hon." :wiggle:

Men are Pigs They eat everything Out of the Cabient... :ugh2:


Women Cooks Better than Men do. :smash:

Men are Lousy at Saying Their True Feelings Women are good with Telling how they feel inside. :mrgreen:

Men always say Blahs blahs blah, Women Don't :nana:
 
i disagree about women are good cookers... Men also good in cooking :D Most men cook on Grill good! men can cook steak good :P women dunno how to cook steak..


Women always complain " my fingernail's broken"
 
DeafSCUBA98 said:
men can cook steak good :P women dunno how to cook steak..


Women always complain " my fingernail's broken"
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*Coughing BS!* I work for a bbq company And I do cook on the Grill how come we won 1st place a lot????? Duh! Don't think u know everything Mr. Smart Pants. :lol:
 
DeafSCUBA98 said:
i disagree about women are good cookers... Men also good in cooking :D Most men cook on Grill good! men can cook steak good :P women dunno how to cook steak..


Women always complain " my fingernail's broken"
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LOL! well...yeah cuz my husband is a good cook, better than me but im good at baking! :P so guess we are even...
 
Men Eat Hamburger Helpers and TV Dinners When They Live alone. Women Cook Homemade Food.

Men Sit in front of the TV With a Remote Control with a beer and Chips.


Men take all the Covers when Ure sleeping in the same Bed.


Men Always Buy the Junk Foods and Not enough Good Foods

Men Hate Going Shopping with Women.

Men always Complain when Is Dinner Ready when A Woman gets home from work as soon she walks through the door.

Men leaves Poop Stain on their Underwears Cuz they do not know how to Whip their asses. :lol:
 
Cheri said:
Men Eat Hamburger Helpers and TV Dinners When They Live alone. Women Cook Homemade Food.
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Women cook Hamburger Helpers. (Don't forget those commercials... they emphasize women doing the cooking... not homemade food!)
Cheri said:
Men Sit in front of the TV With a Remote Control with a beer and Chips.
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Women sit in front of the television with a remote control and a bucket of ice cream.
Cheri said:
Men take all the Covers when Ure sleeping in the same Bed.
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Women need more covers than men do. (Don't forget those shows and movies... they emphasize women all covered up while men are not. ;))
Cheri said:
Men Always Buy the Junk Foods and Not enough Good Foods
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What if those men happen to be buying a bunch of meat? That's considered healthy!
Cheri said:
Men Hate Going Shopping with Women.
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Men would love to show with women if women didn't bitch and talk too much during shopping!
Cheri said:
Men always Complain when Is Dinner Ready when A Woman gets home from work as soon she walks through the door.
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Women always complain that their credit card is maxed out when it's the man's job to pay the bills!
Cheri said:
Men leaves Poop Stain on their Underwears Cuz they do not know how to Whip their asses. :lol:
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Women leave piss stains cuz they don't know how to wipe themselves!
 
*ahem* I second that CHERI..
^high five for Cheri^

I do complain, Why man sleep like HOG.. when flip over another side and stole my sleep spots.. *sigh*
when man sleep and opened their mouth and breathed horrible smelly BEERS..
*vomit* (sigh)

Why man complains about T.V. where my remote control ???
Why man complain, Where is my dinner ?? Where is newspaper.. blah blah blah..

women always very good cooker, TLC, and many goods...
Espically I've seen my hubby fall sleep on sofa after his work.. (ahem)

Man doesn't know how patience!!!

women are win over men!!! :P
 
Women seem to win more than Men do on Fear Factor!.. :mrgreen:
 
Men are Lazy because they sleep too much!....
 
Why does it take nearly 1 hour to 3 hours for a woman to get ready to go to church? or wedding party, or anyplace special.. I just say " are you ready?" they respond " wait a few min.. i'm tring to fix my hair.." ARAHH


why does women always say " damn my heel on my shoes broke i have to go buy a new shoes" over a simple thing.. gawd..

women watch soap opera.. oh boy that's annoying..
 
DeafSCUBA98 said:
i disagree about women are good cookers... Men also good in cooking :D Most men cook on Grill good! men can cook steak good :P women dunno how to cook steak..


Women always complain " my fingernail's broken"
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:nono: Not true, Men burnt foods not Women because they know how to cook! :mrgreen:

And I don't have any nails!....
 
DeafSCUBA98 said:
Why does it take nearly 1 hour to 3 hours for a woman to get ready to go to church? or wedding party, or anyplace special.. I just say " are you ready?" they respond " wait a few min.. i'm tring to fix my hair.." ARAHH
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Now, That's TRUE
 
Banjo said:
Women buy way too many shoes, purses, and jewelries.
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:laugh2: ...Don't hate us because, We're beautiful!.... :naughty:
 
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I know some women who can't cook at all. Men can be great cook, you see them on Food Network TV too. My favourite is Jamie Oliver.
 
*Bingo* popped in my head...

When I was at the mall, smelly odors.. geez..
Men doesn't know how use to put decodorant their underarm....
Men using smoking horrble CIGAR.. geez Give me #$#@#@^$! a break and gross smelly. (sigh)
 
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