Will I Live to see 80?

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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am past Sixty Five). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh n...o,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?''
I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
 
Lol... I just hope I don't live to see diapers again... Don't care how old I am... as long as I can still take care of myself... I'll be happy... The diapers thing... Nope... Not happening. =P Hehe...
 
Lol... I just hope I don't live to see diapers again... Don't care how old I am... as long as I can still take care of myself... I'll be happy... The diapers thing... Nope... Not happening. =P Hehe...

Just use geriatric pull ups!! :P
 
Just use geriatric pull ups!! :P

Oh yes, let me go get right on buying that brand... They're called Lady dignities... Sorry, nothing dignified about peeing your pants... Just throwing it out there... :ty:
 
LOL Even if you did the bucket list, living to see 80 will be painful!
 
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