why women are Bitchy?
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Advantages Of Being A Man (I think).
Why it's better to be a MAN!
1. They can leave the toliet seat up to piss off women.
2. They can wear same underwear and socks for weeks.
3. They can go topless anytime and anywhere.
4. They can shave their head and look cool, but if women shave their head
they look like an idiot.
5. They are faster and stronger than women.
6. They lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game because women never could look like that in real life.
7. They can get jobs easier.
8. They invented everything.
9. God is a he.
10. Man was first created.
11. They can slap other men's behind during football games without wondering if anyone thinks they're gay.
12. They can slap other men's behind without wondering if THEY'RE gay.
13. They can ask women's breast sizes.
14. Men have more fun.
15. They love to fart to amuse themselves.
16. They don't have to shave. Can played cavemen in Geico's commercials.
17. They can look at women's cleavage.
18. If they have a zit, they don't have to conceal it.
19. They love grabbing and itching their balls.
20. If they act dumb, people think they're popular.
21. They can act like jerks.
22. They don't have to cook, cause women invite them over for dinner.
23. They love sending pictures of their genitals.
24. They can marry someone 20 years younger, and dump older women who
body starts to become flabby or sagging.
25. They can scratch their ass in public.
26. There are times when beer really can solve all your problems.
27. They'll never regret dumping women.
28. They can fully assess a person just by looking at their ip address.
29. They put different shade of lipstick mark on their collar on purpose to get their girlfriend or wife jealous.
30. They get lost on purpose without asking for directions when they
know they are heading to their mother in laws' house.
Hee.
Why it's better to be a MAN!
1. They can leave the toliet seat up to piss off women.
2. They can wear same underwear and socks for weeks.
3. They can go topless anytime and anywhere.
4. They can shave their head and look cool, but if women shave their head
they look like an idiot.
5. They are faster and stronger than women.
6. They lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game because women never could look like that in real life.
7. They can get jobs easier.
8. They invented everything.
9. God is a he.
10. Man was first created.
11. They can slap other men's behind during football games without wondering if anyone thinks they're gay.
12. They can slap other men's behind without wondering if THEY'RE gay.
13. They can ask women's breast sizes.
14. Men have more fun.
15. They love to fart to amuse themselves.
16. They don't have to shave. Can played cavemen in Geico's commercials.
17. They can look at women's cleavage.
18. If they have a zit, they don't have to conceal it.
19. They love grabbing and itching their balls.
20. If they act dumb, people think they're popular.
21. They can act like jerks.
22. They don't have to cook, cause women invite them over for dinner.
23. They love sending pictures of their genitals.
24. They can marry someone 20 years younger, and dump older women who
body starts to become flabby or sagging.
25. They can scratch their ass in public.
26. There are times when beer really can solve all your problems.
27. They'll never regret dumping women.
28. They can fully assess a person just by looking at their ip address.
29. They put different shade of lipstick mark on their collar on purpose to get their girlfriend or wife jealous.
30. They get lost on purpose without asking for directions when they
know they are heading to their mother in laws' house.
Hee.
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Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same<
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
3. Both mark their territory
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
7. Neither does any dishes
8. Both fart shamelessly
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
10. Both like dominance games
11. Both are suspicious of the postman
12. Neither understands what you see in cats
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous<
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog
8. Dogs are easy to buy for
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
LOL
How Dogs and Men Are the Same<
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
3. Both mark their territory
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
7. Neither does any dishes
8. Both fart shamelessly
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
10. Both like dominance games
11. Both are suspicious of the postman
12. Neither understands what you see in cats
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous<
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog
8. Dogs are easy to buy for
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
LOL
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Comparing Women to Cats
How Cats and Women Are the Same<
1. Both will come to you if you have anything to offer
2. Both scare of getting their hair wet
3. Both leave a scratch mark with their fingernails
4. Both turn their back on you while you're talking
5. Both do not play fetch, if you throw something, they won't go get it.
6. Both "sneer" when smelling something.
7. Both spend so much time grooming.
8. Both frequently demand attention
9. Both communicate "stop it" after long stroking
10. Both fickle
11. Both rubbed up against postman and flirt with him.
12. Both see things that aren't there.
How Cats Are Better Than Women
1. Cats are very affectionate
2. Cats are very frank to letting you know what they want.
3. Cats don't act bitchy
4. Cats don't nag.
5. Cats show their appreciation more.
6. They'll love you more unconditionally.
7. You can train a cat.
8. Cats are easy to buy for
9. The worst social disease you can get from cats is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Cats try harder to please you.
11. Cats mean it when they kiss you.
So there.... ha.
How Cats and Women Are the Same<
1. Both will come to you if you have anything to offer
2. Both scare of getting their hair wet
3. Both leave a scratch mark with their fingernails
4. Both turn their back on you while you're talking
5. Both do not play fetch, if you throw something, they won't go get it.
6. Both "sneer" when smelling something.
7. Both spend so much time grooming.
8. Both frequently demand attention
9. Both communicate "stop it" after long stroking
10. Both fickle
11. Both rubbed up against postman and flirt with him.
12. Both see things that aren't there.
How Cats Are Better Than Women
1. Cats are very affectionate
2. Cats are very frank to letting you know what they want.
3. Cats don't act bitchy
4. Cats don't nag.
5. Cats show their appreciation more.
6. They'll love you more unconditionally.
7. You can train a cat.
8. Cats are easy to buy for
9. The worst social disease you can get from cats is fleas. (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Cats try harder to please you.
11. Cats mean it when they kiss you.
So there....
ha.