The Big Guy Takes Aim at the Bushes
Got this from another list, thought you may like it. And the Genesis accident too was on republican stronghold.
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The Big Guy Takes Aim at the Bushes
September 8, 2004 (Chicago)-A frustrated God today aimed His third and
biggest hurricane of the season at Florida. "I don't know what it takes to
get those Bushes to listen to Me," He said. "You'd have thought they'd
have received the message when I explo ded the space shuttle Columbia
right over Texas."
Hurricane Ivan comes after months of speculation that God has become
increasingly upset over George Bush taking His name in vain, using His
name to justify a string of domestic policies that discriminate against
and harm children, the poor and the most vu lnerable members of society,
and sending occupation armies into countries under His banner. "Over
12,000 Iraqi civilians have died in this war of occupation," He said.
"Even if you count each Muslim as one-third of a human being, that's still
a lot of peo ple." God has also reportedly become concerned about renewed
efforts to once again deprive Florida Blacks of their votes in the
upcoming presidential election. "Democracy is supposed to be sacred," He
said. "Instead, the Bush administration is trying to m ake democracy
scared." God went on to say, "I won't stand for it. George Bush has
become to democracy what Cardinal Law has become to day care."
Insiders report God reached His zenith of frustration early last week.
"Jesus Christ!" He exploded. "What does it take to get George Bush to
listen!"
"Dry drunks are notoriously stubborn," His Son reportedly replied.
Informed of God's plans to smack his state with Hurricane Ivan, Florida
Governor Jeb Bush called for a state-wide day of prayer. "Let us all pray
that He's so po'd at us that he can't aim Ivan accurately," he said.