The bigger signature, I made it by doing a screenshot of a scene in Girl, Interrupted (one of my favorite movies) and then I added in one of the lines that Lisa Rowe (Angelina Jolie) said to Susanna Kaysen's (Winona Ryder) high school professor's wife after the wife told Susanna that she hoped that Susanna would be put away forever while they were at the ice cream shop. I thought that scene was hilarious. I made all this in PhotoShop. The license plate, I nabbed it from a website that talked about someone who wanted a license plate that said the short version of "I love tofu" but it unintentionally turned out sounding obscene because of the way it ended up sounding: "I love to fuck" or "I love to fuck you" depending on your POV of the short version. It wasn't the woman's intention to sound obscene, but...it was still funny. I thought it was just too hilarious not to pass it up so I took a screenshot of it (it was in a video), chopped it down to size in PhotoShop, and put it in my signature. (A little bit more info...the DMV of Colorado denied the woman's application of this license plate that she wanted because of how obscene it sounded, even though that was not her intention.)
The quote regarding the Octomom I got from another website that talked about an possible Iphone game that Apple, Inc was talking of possibly adding, and at the end of the game description was the quote that I put in my signature just because it sounded rather hilarious.
The rest of my signature stuff has to do with my cochlear implant and my DeviantArt artwork.