Where can I get one? I want one for July 4th

Wrong, you do not need to have fireworks to be independent , and man made the fireworks , it has nothing to do with Mother Nature.

And mother nature made man who then made fireworks, so, penultimately, because man is a product of mother nature, then mother nature created fireworks, since man is a natural being created by mother nature.

I am just kidding with you ... :lol:
 
Same here, I no want these nuclear shyt as they don't make sounds... just spread super ultra heat, that's so hot enough that human gets vaporize instantly.

All I love is the sound of Ka-boom!

Just to clear up any misunderstanding ... I, of course, do NOT want a nuclear bomb. For one thing, I don't think my neighbors would appreciate the fallout after July 4th. Another thing to consider, is I don't think I qualify for ownership under the provisions of the Nuclear non-proliferation treaty. I also think the liability insurance and deposit would be astronomical.

I just want some banging fireworks. that is all.
 
OK bomb heads! Show me one that says "Better than sex!" :P

(Must be home made, no nukes!)
 
I think making home made stuff might be illegal. I will have to check into it. (But .. I do think tannerite is legal)

Kinda like moonshine .. :hmm:

Some States even outlaw Roman Candles:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtgAAc2DBU[/ame]

And firecrackers are not illegal, but I don't know about 32,000 of them ...


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UectM7IU0dM[/ame]

or 1 million (start at 2:20)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOBiuXII4X0#t=188
 
Don't fireworks burn completely? I personally don't see bomb debris acting as shrapnel as really entertaining. Note how far video author had to clear from it. Don't be stupid Steinhauer. :slap:

No they don't ... there will be hot falling embers within a certain radius of where they were set off ... in 98 or 99 I was in Ohio at the park for the 4th fireworks and the city paid a company to come in and set them off ... well the next day when its light I go out to my truck and find its covered with fallen embers and ashes and theres 100 burn spots on the top of my truck and hood ... they weren't very happy when they had to pay to repaint my truck and my filing a police report on it ...
 
No they don't ... there will be hot falling embers within a certain radius of where they were set off ... in 98 or 99 I was in Ohio at the park for the 4th fireworks and the city paid a company to come in and set them off ... well the next day when its light I go out to my truck and find its covered with fallen embers ,and ashes and theres 100 burn spots on the top of my truck and hood ... they weren't very happy when they had to pay to repaint my truck and my filing a police report on it ...

Didn't they know to clear the immediate area prior to using? That's a pretty expensive experience, never had felt fallout from attending overhead fireworks, so I assumed the fireworks burned completely. But you're the firefighter, wouldn't doubt you on that. :)
 
My best friend works for a disaster relief company as an adjuster. There was a $700k beach house in Florida that burned to the ground, because the homeowners did not hose a plastic trash bin they had used to pick up fireworks litter the night of a July 4th neighborhood celebration. They set it next to the house ... it caught fire ...


Hose that stuff down thoroughly. Please.

BTW, here is a video and is a research compilation on what happens when a spark ignites fireworks being stored in storage containers ... surreal ...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBK-__fvdw]Fireworks in Cargo Container Test - YouTube[/ame]

the last container was filled with waterfalls - these are the kind of fireworks it was filled with:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taIeHi3rmUE[/ame]
 
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