when do you dump do you look at it?

I pick up my rottweiler's poop all the times. I get to see it in all different shapes. Yes, my rottweiler feels so much loved!!!
 
deafbirk said:
Are you looking to collect pics? Guess this is your fetish
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When I was health aide I had to check out my clients shit to tell the nurse know what it looked like. Some doctors do ask their patients if they have any blood in their stools and what does it look like.
 
Lukin said:
LOL... this is too funny, as expected of you.

Yes, not only I look at the shit, I pick it up with my hand. And then I sniff. Afterwards, I taste it. Eventually I devour it. Sometimes I even bring the shit over to my bed, where my naked girl laid. I smeared at her face all over.

Of course, I'm joking...

But, honestly, I look at it for the color, size. I do notice that whenever I drink heavily, shit is just a hardened (or tightly concentrated) ugly black stuff. When I don't drink (which can cause a bit of insomniac, 2-3 days, depending on job overloads), they look all quite healthy, bigger, delicious, and fatty loose.

Don't know what else to add.
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I had a neighbor that was a hoarder and she saved her shit , Her niece told me her aunt had shit all over her bathroom walls! The apartment smelled like a French whorehouse all the time , when I found out about the shit I realize thta was why my neighbor always brought gallons of cheap perfume! She moved out my building 8 years go.
 
Frisky Feline said:
Oh thats so sad. ^^^ did she get a help???????
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Yes , went into nursing home and was put back on her med she had stop taking. There are two bedrooms in each unit at my condo and she had both bedrooms filled up with all kind of junk , she had to sleep in her kitchen on a cot as she could not get into the bedrooms . It was a fire hazard too as she had junk on the kitchen floor and bottles of oil for lantern was mixed in with flammable junk. she lived right across the hall from me, . I was never able to see inside her apartment if I had I would had called the fire department.
 
My sister only has a bowel movement 1 time a week....and I had never referred the bathroom as the "shitter"...until I went to visit her and her family way out in the country....:shock:...(I still don't refer it to the "shitter")....

As for looking at ur shyt....feel it's a good practice to do so :giggle:...some say if it's black, too much iron.....green, too much veggies....and guessing if it's light brown, then that's normal. If it's RED, then haul ur hinny to the emergency room or the doctor, pronto, or if there is any noticeable bleeding.
 
whatdidyousay! said:
I had a neighbor that was a hoarder and she saved her shit , Her niece told me her aunt had shit all over her bathroom walls! The apartment smelled like a French whorehouse all the time , when I found out about the shit I realize thta was why my neighbor always brought gallons of cheap perfume! She moved out my building 8 years go.
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reminds me of the class i took at GMU, Homeland Security class. Teacher mentioned (and emphasized) about the Irish terrorists 1980s, and Muslim terrorists also, who washed their four-walled prison cells with shit and piss. This usually happen before a head warden visit such place.

Not funny... They had to be washed off every month by cleaners. I recommend British movie H3 (they called it H3 because its "H" prison building is shaped like "H", which stands for Jesus H. Christ, not sure... but definitely had something to do with Catholic Jesus version).

Also, the political terrorists (you know, IRA- Irish Republican Army) dumped their bowl of pisses simultaneously in the main hall every at night when sun goes down, which janitor had to clean off. There was a scene where there was some five-ten minutes of janitor cleaning the whole bloody thing. It was a bit disturbing... Not sure if this scene is from the above movie or bottom one.

There is a better movie, much more brutal one about Irish terrorists. I think that was called Hunger, which was released not long ago. That has to be one of most depressed movie I've ever seen. I cried at the ending in the drunken state of mind. It's so slow and painful. Not sure if this movie was made in Ireland or England, but I think it had to be Irish, because it has very strong Irish point of view and elements...

Sorry if I seem to ramble on and off and on and off and on and off and on.

EDIT: this took place during early 1980s, I think. They finally got the rights access to proper bathroom and sanitary access years later.
 
Uh.....haha okay, morning? I don't exactly look at it to inspect it but I don't avert my gaze to avoid looking at it. I'm deaf not blind so I'm going to see it ;)

Wait, what am I saying? Ignore all of that. I'm a girl...of course I don't poop.
 
Jiro said:
hardened "charcoal" dung = constipation and severe dehydration. shit is painful, man :(
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thats because alcohol dehydrates, do it too often, can get hazardous for your helath do, eat properly.
and eating fatty meat during the binge helps to absorb the harmful alcohol from drying up your gut, and from flaming the stomuch walls (whihc is why tummy hurts)...

i noticed similar too... lately i been find hard to shit, not enough fibre so im eating up fibre-rich cereals throught the day to help build up and hence soften the stools.

Yes sausage shaped bombs are the best, try maintain that.

im not trying to be too funny,
but it is important to be aware of your stools,

as you see, if youre aware even a little bit, you could save yourself from developing bowl cancer, (and one good way to do that, is limit consumption of red meats) again everythig in moderation.

if you can eat 4 parts veges 1 part meat then that good, that the right ration, not other way around...

white bread arent as good as brown breads, but sunflower seeds 'seems healthy' till i see the video how they made it, it put me right off it, they used pestidicide (sp?) to kill /burn it then scoop all up and sprinkle in bakery's breads...
no thanks for me...
 
Every 3 or 4 days. Usually the shape and size of California.
 
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I was at Barnes and Noble over the weekend and while standing in line, I saw a book about Poop! The book cover came in brown! It was geared on medical aspects of your dump.
 
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