I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
- Dave Barry Full Article
"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute." - Josh Billings
Not a quote, but excerpt from a song:
"I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs. I'm tossing out punchlines that were never there. Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground." - R.E.M. The Great Beyond