I love watching movies, both good and bad. What's the worst movie you've seen?
Mine is definitely Soul Survivor. I couldn't even tell you what the plot was, because it made no damn sense.
It has to be "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
Lyrics (To be sung like marching music)
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, bash you,
Squish you, mash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off, for dinner and lunch!
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy,
Rotten to the core
They're standing outside your door!
Remember Herman Farbage
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see,
Tomatoes hiding in his tree,
Now he's just a memory
I know I'm going to miss her
A tomato ate my sister
Sacramento fell today,
They're marching in to San Jose
Tomatoes are on their way
The mayor is on vacation
The governers fled the nation
The police have gone on strike today,
The national guard has run away
Tomatoes will have their day!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
Attack of the killer tomatoes!
They'll beat you, smash you,
Squish you, bash you,
Serve you up for brunch,
And finish you off, for dinner and lunch-lunch-lunch
Dinner or lunch-lunch-lunch
Dinner or luuuuuuuunch