Whatever you feel like......... Anything goes! Part IX

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I just read a couple of old (but not so old) posts in the VIII thread. Now I have a good reason to smile. (You know who you are. You have an amazing way with words. :) )

I better get back to packing. Jake, I hope you can get some sleep today. Good day to you all. :)
 
deafbajagal said:
2006. Has a little over 50,000 miles on it. It's been through hell as I'm its primary driver (poor thing!).

We've been through a flash flood (it literally floated), chased by an elephant and a pissed off clown in Las Vegas (no, I'm NOT joking), driven cross-country four times, stuck on ice in New Mexico (and was actually on the news), survived two major tire blown outs, recently rear-ended by a teenager, and nearly swerved off of the mountain in Colorado.

She's (the car) is a tough girl. I hope she can get me through just one more big trip. I will kiss her tires for the rest of my life.
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Methinks your car may be cursed!
 
deafbajagal said:
I was driving along the Strip (that's where all the big casinos and entertainment "stuff" are) - and looking at Mapquest. It was my first time driving in Las Vegas - and I was lost as Nemo was. And scared to death. I was supposed to be at a convention center for a meeting. I'm driving along, trying to follow Mapquest (and later would learn that the directions were invalid as Mapquest was dead wrong) - and suddenly I realized the road looked kinda funny. I kept driving, and then realized I was driving..into..a..building. Oops. I drove inside..and lo and behold! There were exotic animals - some were in cages...some were not. And clowns walking on stilts (looked like they were practicing). I was like, omg! So I tried to go back...but there wasn't a place to turn around. And suddenly...there was a very tall clown coming at my window...I could see his crotch at my window..so I looked up and saw his painted happy face was not happy at all. He started talking...and I motioned I couldn't hear (pointed at my ear and shook my head). He started yelling, pointing between the lion cages. So I backed up...and that's when I saw the elephant. It was actually a white one. And it was pissed off. It started to charge at me and some of the clowns were yelling and trying to help some of the people calm it down. The mean, mad clown yelled at me and started to motion for me to go! I hit the gas pedal and got the hell out of there!


Yes. A true story.
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OMG! I wish I'd been there!:bowlol: I'm gonna puke I'm laughing so hard!
 
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