I would hire bodyguards to create a cocoon. if unsuccessful, I would fake my own death just to be left alone.
If I instantly became famous, I would use my influence to promote peace and harmony in this world. There is just too much hate and it needs to go away.
...... And pose naked for a PETA ad.
I would travel the world and meet new people.
I think you should, anyway.
Maybe
If you do it, I will join PETA.
What, trying to get him not to do it?