The first R-rated movie I saw was The Golden Child. Actually, I didn't watch the whole thing... just the last 30 minutes of it... without captions. The first fully understood R-rated movie I saw was actually my second R-rated movie, Robocop. I was spending the night at a friend's house. That night, we went to Blockbuster Video to rent a movie. My friend's dad didn't care what we watched. I then pointed at Robocop as my choice... as a joke. He rented it anyway and I was shocked. That night, we saw the movie and I was all giggly from seeing them say "fuck" and "shit" all the time. It was like this... "Hehehe! He said, 'fuck'! Hahaha! Whoa, he said, 'shit'!"