My freshman year in high school... I will never forget it. I was a stat for wrestling and I was at this tri-county tournament, the entire gym was filled with people, and there I was trying to be all cute and flirting with the senior wrestlers. It was the end of the period and I had to walk out onto the mat to tap the referee with a rolled up towel to tell him to blow the whistle. As I was walking back, I wasn't really paying attention, i was just trying to look cute for the older boys and BAM I tripped on an up-turned corner of the wrestling mat and fall face first into the ugliest and fattest wrestler's crotch. There I was, in front of 3 counties worth of people, on my knees with my face burried in this fat nasty guy's crotch. The worst thing was that I was too embarassed to move, so I stayed there for what seemed like forever, but was probably only 2 minutes. Thank god the guys all felt bad for me and everyone let it drop, but let me tell you, that story wasn't funny until I graduated high school.