I don't get embarrassed often. I am lactose intolerant (no milk / cheese). I used to cheat a lot, I
love to eat ice cream. I love cheese, too (munster is my fav). I can eat a bit and then go to the bathroom, everything fine. Guess what? At work, I poo my pants.
Nobody noticed but I had to tell my supervisor why I was leaving so early that day. I smelled pretty bad, though. Now that, my friend, is real embarassing. I don't cheat much no more since that happened. Certain things do that to me.
Another time I was in the parking lot at work, getting ready to get out of my car and go in. Well, I couldn't move cuz I really really needed to go to the bathroom. I tried to pass gas and that was a really bad idea. I did it, man, did it in my poor car. :jaw: I had to call in sick, go home, clean up and then cover my seat up w/ a trash bag so that I could drive to the detail shop and pay the detail guy $40 to clean the front of my car!! I wish we didn't have digestive systems!!
Sorry if I grossed you out.