Originally posted by Darlin Tweety
my most damn embarrased of moment sheeeesh ok
when i was in high school .. i went in family life classes and i sit down and open wide with my legs and chat with few friends some how about 5 guys stare at me real bother me alot and one guy called me and try to tell me sumthing " hey michie you got something umm "point finger " i said huh what ??? he said check yer puzzy something in there ?? i said YEAH RIGHT ??? I WONT BUY YER STORY whatever chat with friends .. they keep stared at me sheesh till my friend ( girl ) came in and the guy told her about that she look down and up hey hey michie psst come here you know what umm you got yer PERIOD !!!!! I said WHATTT ????????????????? i went back chair think bullshit i looked myself oh FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK reallll BIGGGGGGGG SPOT !! i close legs tight fuck fuck i WORSE WHITE PANTS * SCREAM* i pulled my sweather down cover my puzzy damn it asked my teacher i have to gooooooooo.. he said why ? um um um um womans day he said ohhh ok okj let ya go then you know what ???? the guy RUMOR ALLLLLL to students about me sheeeesh thanks alot !! lol
Originally posted by Irish Devil Dog
Wanna know my story?? Ok here it goes.
When I was 19 yrs old that time and went to FSD class of 2000 graduation and after that had a party at friend's. So that time I had period too... I was pretty drunk and didnt know what I was doing. Blahies next day my best friend said u know what?? You asked all the men for help u change tampon in bathroom and I said huh?? oh yeah right!! She said no Im serious and go ask them urself so I did and they nodded at me and I got sooooooo embarrassed!! My best friend said see I told ya. Ofc they didnt help me and they all do is put me in bathroom and I ended up stayed in bathroom too long
Originally posted by bbnt
Was it the time your wife caught you wearing her bra and panties?
Originally posted by Sabrina
Lisa may gave SG a bj on the highway. The big truck driver man perplexed why his facial expression moaning... He may not want to tell us more details.
Originally posted by SilenceGold
Happened over 10 times...I let that to happen. :p
Originally posted by Sabrina
Poor the truck driver men !!! Go to hotel or inside the house instead of public.
You can't control yourself being horny ??
Originally posted by SilenceGold
I was just in a hurry to bring Lisa back before her curfew was up...remember that we lived 200 miles apart. :p
Originally posted by Sabrina
You gave me a heart attack.... You had a sex before marriage.
I thought, both of you were so native !
Originally posted by Sabrina
Next time, if you have a period. Do not get drunk. Irish !
Here is a joke about the tampon. "Don't Yank The Tampon String!"
This happened about ten years ago. At the time I was dating a model, and she had just come from an all day photo shoot, and she was hungry, so went went to Taco Bell to get something to eat.
She was still in her outfit, and she was wearing those "dolphin" shorts that don't leave much to the imagination. So while she was busy looking at the menu, I was standing behind her checking out what I had that everybody else wanted... and I noticed a white string hanging from her black shorts.
So me being the good guy that I am, I reached down and yanked on the string, and all of a sudden she screamed out loud and
doubled over in pain. Everybody in the place turned around and looked at me like I had hit her. It turned out that it was that time of the month, and the string was from her tampon! Talk about making an a$$ out of yourself in public!
Originally posted by pimpdaddyposse
at all stories... one of my experiences happened 3 or 4 years ago. My brother and I was on our "freedom roadtrip" from Colorado to southern California to visit friends to Mexico then drove to northern california then back home for 2 weeks... but in the meanwhile after 22 hours of driving from Denver, Colorado to San Diego, California, when we stop at a friend house, of course our brain were so tired but not our body, we were chatting with everyone we missed back then... That first evening, my brother was still chatting with everybody. What happend that time is when I fall asleep.. I mean entirely real deep sleep and somehow I can't remember how this happened but (the next morning my brother explain what happened the night before) what happened is that in middle of my sleep, I woke up which I was "sleep talking" to my brother which I practically woke up and said to my brother that we need to fix the ceiling fan, call mom before she go wacko then I went back to sleep... Everyone in the house go wtf and start to laugh a little bits... then again I woke up, still sleep talking, and tell my brother that I'm mad at him for making me stay up more than 24 hours, there was a glass of water nearby for my friend, somehow my brain knew a glass were there and I grab it and throw the water at my brother and friend then I went back to sleep... then my brother tried to wake me up and drag me to sleep on the bed to avoid more problem LOL... that's scary!
Originally posted by Pretty Woman
I remember about 7 years ago, I was with this guy whom I thought I was going to marry. He was taking me back to my parents house, some how we both got horny at the same time. I asked him if he wanted a blow job, he said sure. First time while driving, I was giving him a blowjob, somehow he was about to cum but didn't relize he was driving, he hit a truck, Chevy truck (we were driving in a LTD, yes a shitty car!) going 15 miles per hour, no scraches or anything, but this totally flipped out on us and told us he knew we were doing something sexually in there. He even had the nerves to ask us if we were drunk or doing any sorts of drugs! My god! I nearly flipped out on him! But we had to explain the whole thing to the cops, and the cops had to tell my parents. (Whom doesn't like him very much because we got busted having sex in the house) So I got grounded till I broke up with him. (not very long after)
SilenceGold said:Were both of you guys under 18 yrs old?