What did you learn today? Part II

Steinhauer said:
I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"
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:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Ok thats the story I'm going with but I have to make him an obese pirate if you don't mind
 
Jiro said:
1. Logic dictates that dry rot doesn't resemble anything like sliced hose
2. Logic dictates that it isn't accidental because one just said her hose was sliced.

:dunno2:
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Ya I know dry rot, and I know slicing but I'm digging the extreme possibilities of an accidental slicing :D
 
Steinhauer said:
I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"
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I am disturbed.......... :io:
 
Jiro said:
That you're too nice and I'm a asshole as usual :aw:
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LOL well I have never called you a prick or an asshole... did you edit that? Maybe just lacking imagination :giggle: I can live with the highlighted part maybe not by it though
 
blank canvas said:
LOL well I have never called you a prick or an asshole... did you edit that? Maybe just lacking imagination :giggle: I can live with the highlighted part maybe not by it though
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Oh no no. You asked what it meant if you were amused and I wasn't.
 
Jiro said:
Oh no no. You asked what it meant if you were amused and I wasn't.
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I know... I was just stating that I felt your observation was a little off :) your not an ass, just lack imagination and Im not nice just have an odd sense of humor :D
 
blank canvas said:
I know... I was just stating that I felt your observation was a little off :) your not an ass, just lack imagination and Im not nice just have an odd sense of humor :D
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I suppose you could say that my imagination wouldn't make it to Ripley's museum :giggle:
 
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Steinhauer said:
I think it may have been a morbidly obese man clipping overgrown toenails next to the hose. He was sticking his feet out of the passenger side of the car - his feet were too close to your parked bike, and one overgrown toenail got stuck between your gas tank and petcock.

He was frantically trying to get it unstuck before you came back. When he saw that he sliced through the rubber hose with his toenail, he thought "Oh .... shi ... gotta go!"
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:lol: What ARE you smokin?'
 
TXgolfer said:
I could have wrote the book! ;lol;

Me=Laundry,Dishes,yard,pool,diapers,groceries,toilets,tubs and repairs

Her=Fold,Iron,Cook,lay naked in the yard, swim naked in the pool,vaccum,dust, breast feed and :naughty:
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Perhaps in your dream. :P

Although, to have a man who's happy to change diapers, that's good because it's every women's dream including mine. Haha!
 
Miss-Delectable said:
Perhaps in your dream. :P

Although, to have a man who's happy to change diapers, that's good because it's every women's dream including mine. Haha!
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My husband would get up in the middle of the night to change our daughter's diaper then bring her to me in bed for feeding. Then take her back to her crib when she was done. It was his "quality" time with her since she was usaully asleep when he got home from work. It probably helped that I was breastfeeding which meant the diapers were not stinky. One time I asked him to babysit a friends kids so we could do a "girls night out". The youngest was still in diapers and he didn't have a problem with that either. I'm sure he didn't enjoy it any more than any of us gals would have.
 
I learned that after two weeks away, AD hasn't changed a bit. :)
 
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