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posts from hell said:
Try drinking the amount you had all over the times in one night - You'll know.

For some its headaches, feeling very groggy, bad taste in the mouth, can't stand the smell of alcohol. Some people pray on the porcelain god.

Last night I had a considerable amount to drink - and this morning I'm "fazed" feels like my body is missing cells all over the place.

The big culprit is alcohol destroys B-12 in your body. These zym tablets has an insane amount of B-12, so after a hour or two, you feel fresh.
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I see dizzy people.
 
Somebody dial 911, we've got a flatulent emergency!
 
ka-chink, ka-chink. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
 
Dixie said:
ka-chink, ka-chink. Anything you say or do can be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford, one will be appointed to represent you.
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sounds like you've been arrested enough to know the line :hmm:
 
Dixie said:
ka-chink, ka-chink. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
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Funny thing I'm an attorney.
 
Nathan said:
For what? For farting? Now that's something new.
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Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman
A DRUNK man who was being charged for DUI has landed himself an extra assault charge after he cheekily passed gas on the police officer.

According to a criminal complaint, Jose Cruz intentionally passed gas on an officer who was processing him for arrest.

SEE THE ARREST CHARGE SHEET WITH THE CLAIM MADE ABOUR CRUZ FARTING HERE

Paperwork from the arrest shows Cruz was originally pulled over for driving without headlights. He failed a field sobriety test and was brought back to the police station, where he was given a breathalyzer test and was fingerprinted.

That's when police say Cruz "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on (Patrolman) Parsons... then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear."

Between this action and several struggles with handcuffs, Cruz ended up with a battery on a police officer charge, two counts of obstruction, plus a DUI and a driving without headlights charge. His bond was $5,000
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