What are you thinking about? Part III

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Dixie said:
eh?
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Its something to do, and doesnt cost a cent.

Just take your kid out.. and say.. "Girl, I have had a worm this BIG *Draws up a reasonable size of a large worm*.. want to compete with me?"

She will run off and search and search and search while you can sit in your chair snickering.
 
posts from hell said:
Its something to do, and doesnt cost a cent.

Just take your kid out.. and say.. "Girl, I have had a worm this BIG *Draws up a reasonable size of a large worm*.. want to compete with me?"

She will run off and search and search and search while you can sit in your chair snickering.
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:lol:
 
posts from hell said:
Its something to do, and doesnt cost a cent.

Just take your kid out.. and say.. "Girl, I have had a worm this BIG *Draws up a reasonable size of a large worm*.. want to compete with me?"

She will run off and search and search and search while you can sit in your chair snickering.
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disgusting
 
posts from hell said:
Its something to do, and doesnt cost a cent.

Just take your kid out.. and say.. "Girl, I have had a worm this BIG *Draws up a reasonable size of a large worm*.. want to compete with me?"

She will run off and search and search and search while you can sit in your chair snickering.
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LOL, only problem is my kid would see right through it. Although if she were about three this might be fun for a short while, lol.
 
Jiro said:
disgusting
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Another scenario:

You have a large plot of land.. read: More than 3 acres...

Tumbleweed or some sort of weed all over. You want that cleared ASAP? No $ do this:

Get two boys, similar age 7-9 years old.. Tell them you'd give them something for the biggest root.
They will spend all day long uprooting weeds for you, and you will have a clean plot of land faster than anything.
 
posts from hell said:
Another scenario:

You have a large plot of land.. read: More than 3 acres...

Tumbleweed or some sort of weed all over. You want that cleared ASAP? No $ do this:

Get two boys, similar age 7-9 years old.. Tell them you'd give them something for the biggest root.
They will spend all day long uprooting weeds for you, and you will have a clean plot of land faster than anything.
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Now there is a way to get that fence line cleaned up!! :lol:
 
posts from hell said:
Another scenario:

You have a large plot of land.. read: More than 3 acres...

Tumbleweed or some sort of weed all over. You want that cleared ASAP? No $ do this:

Get two boys, similar age 7-9 years old.. Tell them you'd give them something for the biggest root.
They will spend all day long uprooting weeds for you, and you will have a clean plot of land faster than anything.
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what would you give them in return? Victoria's Secret catalog?
 
I think that last night's wish of visiting an alternate reality did come true!! LOL what a weird vivid dream I had!!
 
Hrm, google and youtube failed to produce any videos of showing men in an actual catfight so far. :aw:
 
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